User talk:Iluvyewtew

Mrs Blyth
Mrs Blyth of James Hargest Senior was born in 1945, and it is world-wide known that she currently has sexual needs for goats... here are some possible theories as to why...

. Because she is a mixed bred mut . Because she is confused . Because she needs a sex change . Cos no-one else wants her

All of the above are quite likely, and are proven to be correct because of her everyday behaviour. She hates normal people ( cos she jelous) and because of that she treats them like the shit she steps on everyday. there is a phyciological term for this- bitchyness. trust me if you had her as a techa u would figure this out in two days, tops.

it has been scientificaly proven that alothough she is in need of a sex change ( from male to female) this will cause dramatic, violent diorehha of the lower shitwhole ( ie not the place on her face). this would completly rupture her one molecule sized brain so much that sadly her eyes will explode and her monobrow fall out. depressingly enough her whalesprouts and mullet will still be there..,.... FUCK!!!!!

Mrs Blyth is also the shytiest english techa- and i do not c how she can be an english techa when she fuking failed year 12 english!!!!!! Can someone please explain that to me!!!! and for fucks sake stop writting Nick a withdrawl slip before he has even done anything wrong!!! how the hell would you klike it if we withdrew you, even when you hardly did anything!!! just cos he smarter and more successful then ull ever dream to be!!!

pretty pretty please with a cherry on top can the absolutly awesome mods that are reading this right now and thinking oh my golly gosh please leave this on for like a week- please she really deserves it!!! plz, i know you are freali cool- u know you wana be really nice- ca'mon its generosity week!!!!! :D