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how to professionally take care of a baby.
Well everyone by now knows i love babies and they love me and everyone knows the best way to take care of a baby would go by these steps

Step1 feed it apples and carrots because they will improve their eyesight and brain activaty. also an optinal drink would be bleach or gas or windex.

Step2 what ever you do do not throw the baby insted put it outside with a sign that says free baby.

Step3 buy the most over priced suv ever so you can so you look like a savage and a bad boy. also always avoid puching the baby so you dont hurt youre hand.

Step4 make sure you buy one of those dog collars that electricut dogs they will do the trick to teach them not to be a bad baby. but make sure to set it to max. also buy a leash that has spikes for the baby so you look cool.

step5 know that you know these steps there is one more dont be a good parent be a bad one so the baby thinks youre good but you are actually not so follow these steps and you will be a lit parent. bye hope these steps helped you bye.