User talk:Indubitably/Bathrobe Cabal/Archive 1

Aw, hells yes
If I have achieved nothing else on Wikipedia, this is the great work I have wrought. ~ Riana ⁂ 23:37, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Yes, you rule!! Best. Idea. Ever.  Lara  ❤  Love  01:15, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm...
Maybe I should start an RFA for myself so I can join... Trevor  "Tinkleheimer"   Haworth  01:04, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Wow!
This has to be the funniest page on WP. I have the adminship, I have the robe, I have the camera, but can I put it all together and join? Lets see. Have a cool Yule guys! Geometry guy 01:03, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
 * G'guy, I don't think you meet the rogue requirement, but I'll make an exception for you! Haha. Do you also have the opposable thumb? If so, get that pic taken.  Lara  ❤  Love  01:15, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Dude, you should totally join. GlassCobra 07:38, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

WP:BATH
Awesome. xD Trevor   "Tinkleheimer"   Haworth  14:59, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Inprov! Haha.  Lara  ❤  Love  15:33, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
 * www.bathrobecabal.org is better! Can we put Pr0n advertising at the bottom to raise funds?  Dfrg_ msc  23:46, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Userbox
I made a userbox - I think it sums up what we do quite nicely,

and if you are feeling extra adventurous:

Cheers!  Dfrg_ msc  23:55, 31 December 2007 (UTC)


 * We brick? In the US, to brick is to royally fuck something up, as in an easy basketball shot. It's also an amount of heroin. Before I endorse this userbox, I demand an explanation. Haha! the_undertow talk  00:10, 1 January 2008 (UTC)


 * Yea, I don't get it. Does that make me a dumbass? Or is it just an Aussie thing? 'Cause you kids are effing weird. XD  Lara  ❤  Love  06:06, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

I created one just now for myself.


 * Hahaa. Nice.  Lara  ❤  Love  19:24, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh shit. I forgot I hadn't listed this... maybe it's on the main page... it's too late to remember and too late to go check, so whatev. Here...

Lil' Lara
Be sure to add her to the Youth Squad on the right. :) Trevor   "Tinkleheimer"   Haworth  23:37, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Thanks, I forgot!  Lara  ❤  Love  06:00, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I just thought, you should give 'em nicknames. Son of Lara, Daughter of Lara, and Son of Pedro is boring. They should be Renegade, Sweetie, and Butch. Trevor   "Tinkleheimer"   Haworth  07:43, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Haha, I don't know about all that. ROFL.  Lara  ❤  Love  17:59, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * how about, Hollywood, the Assassin and Mr Robes?  Dfrg_ msc  00:05, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Mr. Robes? Tight!... lol. Jmlk 1  7  02:14, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
 * "Hollywood" is very appropriate for Laila. Don't know about "Assassin" or "Mr. Robes" for Jason, though.  Lara  ❤  Love  04:26, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
 * How about "Tomatoface"? :PPP GlassCobra 19:35, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, his infant nicknames included "Bubby", "Bubby-bo", "Snortums von Stinky-bottoms" (haha, my fave) and "Tank", which is what Chris wanted his real middle name to be. Srs. I'm srsly. I shot that shit down. But I guess I'd go with "Tank" in this case.  Lara  ❤  Love  17:28, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

WP:MFD.
You may have won this time... but the Tzatziki squad (top secret article: access limited to group: Greek Cabal) of the Epsilon Team doesn't give up quite that easily... · AndonicO  Hail!  12:07, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Someone delete that comment from the history, it violates WP:FUN, and countless other core policies. ;) Just wanted to say sorry: I should have thought the MFD over a bit more before nominating. · AndonicO  Hail!  12:07, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
 * AndonicO, all I can say is that policy is black and white, but editors are not. WP:NOT is policy. But if every uppercase policy, guideline, or essay were subject to the same protocol, there would be no need for AfD, XfD, nor MfD. Like in the United States, we do adhere to law. But even then, a jury will be the discretionary judge as just to how the law is to be interpreted. You don't owe anyone an apology. You did exactly what you thought was necessary under policy, and NOBODY can blame you for that. the_undertow talk  12:20, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Undertow, I apologized because I read these "gray" pages. ;) · AndonicO  Hail!  13:52, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

It's chill, AnadonicO. Colors, US-centric legal speak, acronyms, no blame. All that. No worries.  Lara  ❤  Love  17:30, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Crap, how can we possibly compete against the New World Order? :P Jmlk  1  7  01:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Atomic wedgies. · AndonicO  Hail!  01:50, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Or stink bombs ;). -- Gp 75 motorsports  REV LIMITER  23:10, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Stipend?
I don't actually own a bathrobe, but I am interested in joining the cabal. Does the Wikipedia subsidize my bathrobe purchase? Trusilver (talk) 08:22, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, the page says they're provided, but I think we mean "provided by Target for a fee." Typically $20 for females, $30 for males. Get to it.  Lara  ❤  Love  18:10, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
 * ten dollars more for males? Sexism once again rears its ugly head... Trusilver (talk) 19:27, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Statistically, males average a higher income than females for the same positions. So stfu. XD  Lara  ❤  Love  19:40, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Hhahah, she's got us there, Trusilver. GlassCobra 19:50, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Bollocks. Still, I got myself a bathrobe. You will all come to fear the tartan. Trusilver (talk) 02:06, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Awesome. New member! Submit your photo to any existing member for approval plzkthx. GlassCobra 02:50, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Just do what a true Cabal ember would do, Strap fireworks to yourself, rob bathrobe shop with a hammock, and invade Poland (again!). Easy.  Dfrg_ msc  03:52, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
 * You're gonna need permission from France and the Vatican for that last one. O wait. I just called them. They said it's still cool. the_undertow talk  03:56, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Invading Poland has been done to death, whereas Iceland would be sure to get more press coverage. Trusilver (talk) 04:40, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Entertaining....
It made me laugh when I read this, and I agree with most of the cabal's aims. You are a teensy bit mad though aren't you? • Anakin (contribs • complaints) 13:12, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Mad like Hatter. Fo' realz.  Lara  ❤  Love  18:11, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
 * We should have a sign saying "You don't have to be a power-hungry maniac to work here, but it helps!!" or something. SMING! SMING!  Dfrg_ msc  03:42, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Picture
Okay, my picture is right here. Image:BRCtrusilver.jpg

I was promised a coupon for a free personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut and a $10 Starbucks gift card for joining, who do I talk to about that? Trusilver (talk) 01:26, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
 * All signing bonuses subject to approval. Bonuses and terms may change without notice. All bouses are non-exclusive and non-transferable. Recipient responsible for all associated taxes and fees. Gratuity not included. Please allow 8-10 weeks for shipping. Please direct any questions or concerns here. -- TRANSMISSION ENDS--

Aww, our little cabal is growing so fast! *snif* GlassCobra 06:10, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
 * You wuss. :) Jmlk  1  7  21:46, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Meetup
User:LaraLove/BRC_Meetup. Good times.  Lara  ❤  Love  06:20, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Sausage Party?
We SERIOUSLY need more chicks around here. Lara's cool and all, but this is getting a bit, erm, "hairy" for my taste... --Jayron32. talk . contribs 19:57, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I've tried. Riana doesn't want her hot pick posted (and she really is hot). However, the rule with adding more ladies is that they can't be hotter than me... so it works out that Riana won't do it... because she breaks that rule.  Lara  ❤  Love  19:58, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Doesn't the_undertow break that rule as well. He's kinda cute, in that Sinead O'Connor kinda way... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  20:15, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Or more recently Britney Spears, though the UT is (marginally) more psychological stable. Trusilver (talk) 20:43, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
 * First of all, while I agree that the_undertow is hotter than me, he's a dude, not a chick. So he doesn't count. The hotter the boys, the better. Second, I question the validity of your claim, Trusilver. The_undertow is wonderfully crazy. Haha.  Lara  ❤  Love  20:47, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Funny you should mention that. I just started on Venlafaxine last night. Who's stable now, my friend!? the_undertow talk  20:50, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
 * We've been trying to get Eliz81 and ArielGold and a couple others to join, but they've seemed pretty firm thus far. Oh well. :( GlassCobra 20:49, 15 January 2008 (UTC)


 * I support the aim, it's more challenging than invading a country (except Costa Rica). Maybe we say, hey Ladies, why don't you come and join our sweet cabal over here, or we'll block your ass back to the stone age.  Dfrg_ msc  23:13, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
 * If there admins, they will just unblock themselves, dork. I think its time to do some canvassing. the_undertow talk  23:30, 15 January 2008 (UTC)[[Image:Orb spider.jpg|thumb|left|...]]


 * Is that tree wearing a Bathrobe? Should we make it a member of the Cabal now?  --Jayron32. talk . contribs  01:39, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
 * The tree failed it's RfA for too few mainspace edits. Trusilver (talk) 02:17, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

What the fuck, Dfrg? Hahaha. The_undertow's pic looks uber fake. Whatev.  Lara  ❤  Love  03:54, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Yes, I do clothe trees in my spare time. Can that be our illicit sport or something? (Y'know, 10 points for an Elm, 30 for a willow ect. ) Ok, anyway, they can't unblock themselves if they're in the Stone Age can they? I do agree that we need more canvassing - or just outright harassment. Cheers,  Dfrg_ msc  07:29, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Also, can my little dog join the Party Posse? It has a little hat!  Dfrg_ msc  07:30, 16 January 2008 (UTC) [[Image:ChristmasJilly.jpg|thumb|Awwww...]]
 * I could be female (I just need a name change)... Dihydrogen Monoxide 10:57, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Awwww... do you not ever get invited to the good parties?--Jayron32. talk . contribs 13:31, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I do, but it never makes the news :( Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 14:10, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Aw! Our Giggigity Giggy is famous!!  Lara  ❤  Love  14:23, 16 January 2008 (UTC) Hahaha, awesome! :) Jmlk  1  7  05:13, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Preparing to be in Cabal
Screenshot of my character from Maple Story. FTW = For the win!

<-- Although uber funny, not within WP's fair use policy for use on our most illustrious cabal talk page. Sorry.  Lara  ❤  Love  20:13, 21 January 2008 (UTC) Trevor   "Tinkleheimer"   Haworth  22:57, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
 * ROFL!!! Hhaahahaa! That's classic! Nice. XD  Lara  ❤  Love  23:15, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Are Maple characters physically capable of performing a thumbs up? Like...don't you need level 100 mana? Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 07:20, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Currently, I think no. But we're getting 4th job soon. :D Trevor   "Tinkleheimer"   Haworth  08:15, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Inexplicably I thought 'preparing to be in cabal' meant 'shaving of chest' - hey, it's what I'm doing. ~ Riana ⁂ 08:16, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
 * You be careful with that. Strange things can happen otherwise. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 08:26, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Riana, shaved chest is optional. As you can see from the_undertows perfect pecs, shaving of the chest is very sexy. However, as you can see from EVula's man-sweater, it's not required. XD Whatever your choice, you may want to look into chest waxing for yourself. I don't have a chest, so I don't have to worry about it. :O  Lara  ❤  Love ' 17:24, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
 * You failed to mention my ringworm-inflicted hips. the_undertow talk  00:20, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
 * That was just... no... I mean... no... --Jayron32. talk . contribs 02:41, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
 * ur gonna get teh ghey! the_undertow talk  03:04, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Actually, I was more concerned about getting the nasty-ass fungus growing all over your butt. --Jayron32. talk . contribs  06:56, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I still don't see this ringworm stuff... I... uhm... just... what?... where am I?  Lara  ❤  Love  04:20, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
 * GTFO. Seriously. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 02:11, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * You've got balls for a commons admin. Go delete some fair-use shit, k? I'm sure there's a picture of a kangaroo that is missing the rationale. the_undertow   talk  03:43, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * O RLY? Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 03:51, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Haha. You shit! Have you seen the picture of the giant genitals on your userpage? I know it's juvenile, so just undo the edit. O wait. You can't, because I protected it. Hahahahaha. the_undertow   talk  04:30, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * pwnage.  Lara  ❤  Love  08:05, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

* confuzered* Oh well. And to be honest, I personally do not know the copyright laws of the image. It is a cropped image of a screenshot of Maple Story, what licensing is that? :D  &lt;3  Tinkleheimer  TALK!!  08:10, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh yea... that's a good point. It's a copyrighted image which lacks source and fair use rationale and is not being used in an article... for all those reasons, and because non-free content can't be used in user space... and this is my userspace and non the_underscores, it's going to have to be deleted. I'm teh sorry.  Lara  ❤  Love ' 14:43, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

WP:TSQUAD.
Perhaps one day, we'll have enough manpower/ArbCom influence to topple your regime... -- AnonymOus Someone revert Signbot when it comes along, eh? :P
 * Okay, there is a funneh scale, you see. The BRC scores a 14.5 out of 10, k? Keep up. So your thing there, well it's gets 4 points for being the sworn enemy of the Aussie Cabal, right, but it loses 6 points for having goals too boring to read and another 3 points for not having any color. Also, the lead is not in compliance with WP:LEAD, so that along with the improper use of dashes and hyphens, for which is loses a point for each, puts you guys at -7/10. I'm no accountant (so the_undertoes may have to double check the math), but I'm pretty sure that not only is 14.5/10 better than -7/10, but it's like total ownage to a massive degree. No?  Lara  ❤  Love  20:07, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * OH, it's ON!!!!. I suggest biological war.  We can infect them with the funk that's growing all over the_undertow's ass.  It'll keep them itching for a while, and they'll blow all of their financial resources on Tinactin.  --Jayron32. talk . contribs  20:18, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Lara, please read this page; Jayron, please read this page, particularly the part about the UFOs. Kein Fungus kann es toten. :)
 * Anyway, I object to the Funniness scale. First of all, we're not supposed to be funny (lol); second, it does have color: black, white, blue and purple ftw; the dashes and hyphens are grammatically correct, according to certain methods (I suggest you get out of your shell, and accept that other people may have learned from different grammar books); third, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A LEAD HYPOCRITES :P. · AndonicO  Hail!  22:02, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * And I suggest your entire clan (no, not cabal, that's too big a word) learn to spell correctly. ;) · AndonicO  Hail!  22:10, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * UPDATE: We just hit 15/10 on the funniness scale. · AndonicO  Hail!  23:24, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * No. Funny will be when I successfully canvass to have your page deleted under MfD. Then, and only then, will I die knowing I have done something truly worthwhile. the_undertow   talk  03:59, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * "U Can't Touch This." Sorry the_undersidefungus, you'll die a luser, unless you join TSQUAD. :) · AndonicO  Hail!  17:20, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * It appears that you have this backwards. :/  Lara  ❤  Love  05:18, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

I got an idea from a rival D=
How about allowing Rollbackers to join with limited priveleges :D  &lt;3  Tinkleheimer   TALK!!  21:14, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I wonder, what rival did you get that idea from? *cough* · AndonicO  Hail!  22:09, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
 * What, someone is trying to poach out junior associates. This is getting dirty... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  00:30, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Sign me up. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 00:33, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Kekeke, we have teh Uber-Giggy. Your pitifully dressed cabal is doomed now. · AndonicO  Hail!  00:40, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * All your base are belong to us. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 01:06, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, we're gonna send a detacthment to steal all of your tasty cucumber-yoghurt sauce. Then you'll be stuck with dry gyros... HA... TAKE THAT!... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  01:26, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Err... what's wrong with dry gyros? Even the plain pita is good. :P · AndonicO  Hail!  01:30, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Once we steal your Ouzo, you'll have nothing to quench your thirst with. You'll have dry scratchy pita throat... And then you'll have it! --Jayron32. talk . contribs  01:34, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Ever heard of H2O? It surrounds most places in Greece, last time I bothered to check. · AndonicO  Hail!  01:36, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Which kind?!? Keilana|Parlez ici 01:38, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Don't pay attention to that comment, the TSQUAD has disowned the user who made it (check the TSQUAD history for details). :P · AndonicO  Hail!  01:39, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

....nobody drinks me but your mummah. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 01:45, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Wait DHMO, whose side are you on? We need to establish this.  Our entire strategy depends on the scratchy throat doctrine of gyro consumption.  If he goes over to the dark side, we need an alternate method of dealing with these greek interlopers... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  01:52, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * After you noobs deniz me, I can't really be with you, can I. :O Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 01:56, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * OH! PWNED! :P Yeah, sorry Jay, but DHMO defected (see requirements on the page). · AndonicO  Hail!  02:00, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * RETREAT... RETREAT.... ABORT MISSION.... TRAITOR IN OUR MIDST... --Jayron32. talk . contribs 02:09, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Would Keilana be interested in joining the BRC. This would be advantageous since:
 * He/She's rouge enough to engage in a pointless wheel war over a stupid user subpage, just for giggles.
 * He/She has a name that ends in "ana" meaning he/she might be a she, which would increase our female membership by 100% (but cautiously garded about this posibility, re: Evula...)
 * It would be revenge for stealing our water.
 * The enemy of our enemy is our friend... --Jayron32. talk . contribs 04:22, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Crying about the apparent theft of DHMO is like your doctor apologizing for relieving your chlamydia. the_undertow   talk  04:25, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Yes, while I will admit we ended up the better on that end of the deal, we need to worry: who's next?. I mean, if we don't draw a line in the sand here, whats to stop them from poaching our official members.  What if they get to Lara.  I mean, out chick situation is dire as it is... He may have been a bit of a pain in the ass, but damn it, he was our pain in the ass... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  04:31, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I know. I miss the guy already. I don't think Lara will jump ship, but anything is possible. the_undertow   talk  04:35, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Lara jump ship? WTF are you g0obs talking about? I'm the original fucking recruit. Bitches, please. My ass ain't goin' no where. And if I did leave the most illustrious BRC, it wouldn't be to the cheap knockoff created by the guy that MFD'd the BRC (MY subpage). For realz, yo. I gotta smack some sense into you hos? And Jay, dude. WTF? I mean, I know Deskana, and EVula (Eee Vee You Lah, btw), and others have seemingly feminine names, but do you really not know who Keilana is? Srsly? Anyway, I don't think she can do the pic upload, so that's a downer.  Lara  ❤  Love  04:52, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Sorry. You were gone.  I got all panicky, and didn't know what to do.  Srsly, you can't leave us like that!  Without your firm maternal leadership, the whole place falls to shit. I mean, look at it... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  04:56, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Owned? &lt;3  Tinkleheimer   TALK!!  04:53, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Er, guys, you do know I read this page, right? Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 05:02, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Hey, quiet you... You can't jump over to the dark side and then come here all "stop talking about me guys." Or can you?  Lara, help!  I can't make any decisions without you... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  05:04, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * It's okay. I had to work. And yes, you are right. DHMO will be ridiculed now. Even though you can't leave where you never were, but whatev. You guys keep up the game. Apples and Oranges. Srsly.  Lara  ❤  Love  05:12, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * He may not have been an official member, but he was a rather nice house boy, you know to ring out our wet laundry, fetch us dry martinis, that sort of thing. Like I said, he may not have been a member, but he was OUR non-member... They had no right to steal that which was not ours... Or something like that.  --Jayron32. talk . contribs  05:21, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

In response to DHMO's O RLY?: wai. Funding has fallen through. I've got a jacked tire, can't make the drive. Plus, the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Smokey Mountains in the middle of March sounds dangerous. Sorry to get everyone's hopes up for nothing. Muh bad. Overzealous is my new middle name. At least it looks cool. Lara Overzealous Love. LOL... haha. Good times.  Lara  ❤  Love  06:41, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Rouge I may be, but my allegiance is elsewhere. Plus I'd get grounded for uploading pix of myself. And they'd get deleted. :P Keilana|Parlez ici 15:06, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * TSQUAD has un-disowned her now. By the way Jay... we have room for more. :) · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  15:12, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * NEVER! I'd rather use a funny alphabet.  I'd rather be forcefed mousaka.  I'd rather have to drink Ouzo all day!  Actually, I rather like Mousaka and Ouzo... to be frank, I kinda like greek food, and tzatziki is rather tasty... but, NO NEVER!!! I will never betray the bathrobe!!! --Jayron32. talk . contribs  16:01, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Sounds to me like you're tempted. Could I interest you in some Baclava? Kekeke. >:-D · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  17:23, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Mmmmmm... baklava... tasty... yummy.... honey... aaarrrggghh (tongue rolls out of mouth). No stop, must resist the flaky philo dough... I will NEVER turn... your temptations are futile ... (pardon me while I run out to the nearest Greek deli. In my bathrobe, of course. )--Jayron32. talk . contribs  17:43, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Okay... your loss. (In reply to your edit summary... NO!). · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  18:04, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

NC meetup maybe?
Since LaraLove has dropped out of her own meetup in Nashville, maybe we can get together a smaller meetup and invite all NC wikipedians? Is there a nice Starbucks in Mebane or something like that, which is kinda centrally located, we could get together for a few hours? Just an idea... --Jayron32. talk . contribs 06:51, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I can make that. No mountains, no major expense. Doable.  Lara  ❤  Love  06:52, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * If you pay, I'm coming. Deal still stands. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 06:58, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * No, since you defected, you now have to pay us money to hang out with us... You're just not cool enough anymore... --Jayron32. talk . contribs 07:02, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Also note that if I could afford to fly your ass from the British version of Alkatraz, I could afford to fly myself to better places.  Lara  ❤  Love  07:04, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Meh, what happened? I go on a wikibreak and everything goes to hell... EVula // talk // &#9775;  // 16:08, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
 * No go for me on NC, kids. Sorry. :( Boston would work, though! GlassCobra 21:32, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, way too fucking busy, man. the_undertow   talk  04:43, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 * What, was your Camaro in the shop? Getting your Mullet washed?  Getting your wife-beater tanktop dry cleaned?   --Jayron32. talk . contribs  06:54, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Shit, when I was making spaghetti sauce, I spilled the ketchup all over my beater. the_undertow   talk  06:56, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Are you still honoring the "free whores" deal for Wikipedians who must cross international lines to get there? You might pick up the aussie BRC members at the very least. Trusilver  18:02, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 * That wasn't my idea. Get your own sled dogs. the_undertow   talk  19:25, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 * That was my idea. I don't know. I'll have to consult with Jay and find out where he wants to meet. Get the info on the ladies in the area, ya know? Some chicks like nerds... might be able to get a discount.  Lara  ❤  Love  19:48, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Nah, Australians have a habit of beating up the merchandise; all the pimps in this area charge double for anyone with a "G'day mate" accent... you know, for insurance purposes. And something about "The ladies complain about the small-dicked Aussies".  Again, I never said that, you didn't hear it from me.  Just passing along the information from my neighborhood pimp.  --Jayron32. talk . contribs  19:52, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 * They usually complain if mine is too large, actually. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 21:37, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Didn't know that they made blow-up dolls that could talk, much less lie. :P EVula // talk // &#9775;  // 22:13, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh, snap.  Lara  ❤  Love  05:21, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Dihydrogen, there are times where you have to ask yourself not to brag what you don't have... :) &mdash; DarkFalls  talk 22:43, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Best bathrobes in the world
http://www.towels.co.uk/asp/item_page.asp?section=&sub=&item=3159

These things are amazing. Between my wife and I we've got about six of them (in different colors and patterns.) And then we move to Las Vegas, where we almost never need anything so warm. But that's another story.

My definition of a good day: I never get out of my bathrobe. --jpgordon&#8711;&#8710;&#8711;&#8710; 23:04, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
 * You know the BRC has really taken off when ArbCom members start threatening to join. Dihydrogen Monoxide (party) 09:01, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
 * If we can get Jimbo in, we can rule this dump. :) Oooh, I like the Red one, stylish and functional.  Dfrg_ msc  22:13, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

First thing, JP, submit your photo. You're pre-approved. Second, that blue one is teh nice. But considering it's more than a hundred bux more than the one I got, and mine ain't bad, I'll pass. At least for now. But if you're in Vegas and not using one, you know where to send it. ;)  Lara  ❤  Love  03:18, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Yeah, they are expensive as all hell. But they do last forever! I'm not sure I want to join, though; I haven't figured out the political ramifications of bathrobes. --jpgordon&#8711;&#8710;&#8711;&#8710; 03:29, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Haha. It might land you at ArbCom. Fair warning. That's my goal, ya know. ;)  Lara  ❤  Love  06:12, 31 January 2008 (UTC)


 * When I was about eleven, I decided to get my 4-year-old brother in a bit of trouble, so I told him to go and call my 14-year-old brother a bad name indicating questionable ancestry in front of some grownups. Little brother was always willing to do what I asked, so he walks up to older brother and declares, "You're a dirty bathrobe!" It was odd to be punished by parents who could barely stop laughing. --jpgordon&#8711;&#8710;&#8711;&#8710; 15:09, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Ha ha! Great story; I wish I could still get away with that stuff  Dfrg_ msc  01:28, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Nick, you're a dirty bathrobe! dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 01:32, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
 * AH MUNNA EAT CHOO!  Dfrg_ msc  08:44, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

I thought *I* had the best bathrobe in the world (see photo), from Versace. (I hasten to add that I bought it at Costco for $20.) I don't know if you can tell from the photo, but it's about three times as thick as any other bathrobe I've ever seen. I've left instructions in my will that I want to be buried in it. (Yes, I'm actually serious.) I've never seen them again, but if you're wheeling a squeaky cart through Costco some day and spot a stack of them, grab them all and I'll buy them; everyone I know wants mine. (For non-North Americans, Costco is a kind of warehouse store at which one has to be a paid-up member to shop. Its patrons, me included, are cheap bastards who buy things in bulk.)  Accounting4Taste: talk 15:58, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Costco is to Sam's Club what Target is to Wal-Mart.  Lara  ❤  Love  19:25, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Ah, that makes hierarchical sense, I guess. We don't have Sam's Club in Canada but I think I know what you mean.  And would you believe that Vancouver city council voted to deny WalMart a business license? Which means that dedicated seekers of low-priced bathrobes have to go to the suburbs.  BTW, LaraLove, totally like the hooded effect on yours; wish Versace had thought of adding a hood for those mornings when you don't want anyone to see the bloodshot eyes/bed head hair.  Accounting4Taste: talk 20:48, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
 * "We don't have Sam's Club in Canada but I think I know what you mean." Sam's Clubs are to Wal-Mart as Costco is the Target. That should clarify for you. ;) But ya, hooded bathrobes are teh pwn. My hair is a wavy/curly mess when it's wet. Must conceal it!  Lara  ❤  Love  17:48, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

About that title override
Just so you know, this page has been the topic of some discussion on the Wikien-l mailing list (this thread: ) and a major complaint was that it appeared to be using Wikipedia resources to host an "external" website. I don't think there's anything wrong with this page myself, but that title override didn't look good in that regard. Bryan Derksen (talk) 23:42, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Gee. I'll stump up some freebie hosting on a sub domain, and replicate the whole thing there if it's an issue. However I belive the domain merely forwards here, so it's not hosting and therefore WP:NOT et. al. does not apply. However if The_Undertow points the domain out (I can email him a sub doamin.) I'll set something up. Pedro : Chat  23:54, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I don't get it. The site is hosted on a server. I can just kill the redirect and build a quick php site or something there. the_undertow   talk  01:31, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
 * That's how I found about the page, by the way. Kinda silly discussion. --jpgordon&#8711;&#8710;&#8711;&#8710; 03:30, 31 January 2008 (UTC)


 * For the record I think it's kind of silly too. I'm sorry I didn't contact you guys via this talk page earlier, the title override didn't show up for me under the Classic skin so I didn't really understand the complaint myself at first. Bryan Derksen (talk) 05:54, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

There's an ANI thread now, also. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:ANI#.5BWikiEN-l.5D_mailing_list  Lara  ❤  Love  06:02, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Yes. Semi-protection should work sufficiently to ward off the immature, unfunny established users that can't resist vandalizing my userspace. God forbid non-admins not be able to edit the fake admins in bathrobes cabal page. Yes, this is precisely what the policy was written to prevent. Shame on me.  Lara  ❤  Love  15:12, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Cue evil laugh. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 07:16, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Ah, I see the day fast approaching that we are all subject to an Arbcom case about some random bit of bathrobe cabal asshattery. I know what I'm going to accomplish with my 1 year block, what about all you? Trusilver  01:53, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I am going to accomplish everything that I could have done with all the time that I have spent here. In short, next time I choose a project, I'm going to require that it's more important than a reference book, encyclopedia, almanac, or Thomas Guide. Life is far too short to deal with drama that could have easily been prevented had I kept my homepage to the Drudge Report. the_undertow   talk  02:09, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I'll jog across the country like Forrest Gump. Only I'll go from the Atlantic to the Pacific. I'll be too tired to run back, though, so I need someone to let me stay when them and rest up. Any takers?  Lara  ❤  Love  23:49, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
 * If you make it to Colorado, you're set here. :) Jmlk  1  7  01:19, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
 * With my one year ban, I think I'll catch up on some reading, maybe try some strange new foods or possibly visit some exotic tropical paradise. Nah, I'll probably just jerk off, drink some beer, and stay home.  --Jayron32. talk . contribs  04:53, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I'll do the same without the beer, reading, visiting and staying home.  Dfrg_ msc  07:38, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, since Jmlk dropped out and no one else offered to let me chill at their place, I guess I'll have to change my plans. A year long block would give me an opportunity to build up edits on a few alternate accounts, get them sysoped and then dominate the Wiki covertly. By the time our block anniversary rolls around, I'll have overthrown Jimbo and renamed this place Laræpedia.  Lara  ❤  Love  14:04, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!
Thanks guys, but I respectfully am withdrawing my membership for the foreseeable future. Jmlk 1  7  11:33, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh noes :/ I understand that the wiki is melting from the hotness of your mug, J, but I think you can be a little selfish for the BRC? :P ~ Riana ⁂ 12:53, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, but then the f-ing crazy emails started coming in. Jmlk  1  7  22:31, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Cue huggles. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:50, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Please note for future applicants that BRC spam mail—which includes valuable offers for various products from Erectile dysfunction remedies to penis enlargement (haha, that has an article), as well as the daily porn image with discount code for a select online site, and "Today's dirty joke you can't tell your mother"—allows each member to unsubscribe at will. So just a heads up... srs, that's what the ED remedy does! I'm srsly.  Lara  ❤  Love  13:58, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * That actually sounds really good, I'd sign up for the "Today's dirty joke you can't tell your mother" and the porn just sweetens it. Sign me up and hose me down!  Dfrg_ msc  07:55, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Non admins :O
I'm now looking for a photo that contains me and a thumb. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 09:02, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Please note the first prerequisite of joining the BRC: "Candidates must hold allegiance to none but this cabal." GlassCobra 09:17, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * That includes Australia... Jmlk  1  7  09:20, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Please note my comment on my talk page. I <3 you noobs.Ya rly So why is Daniel in if we include AusCab? Also, remember, I don't actually own a bathrobe, but I'll compromise :) dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 09:21, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Traitor... · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  09:56, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Don't worry, double agents don't get accepted anyway. :) GlassCobra 10:06, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm single. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 10:07, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Gig. Do0d. You have to have a bathrobe. That's non-negotiable. We're the bathrobe cabal. Not the Hanes Tee Cabal or the Wife Beater Cabal (although that would yeild equally awesome images). No, we're the BRC. Variations on the cheesy grin are acceptable, but there are none for the robe... in fact, it's pretty clearly written out that there can be no variations. Some of the criteria just must be met in full. Due apologies, do0d... due apologies.  Lara  ❤  Love  13:49, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Serious you cheap ass mo-fo... Go down to whatever the Australian equivalent of Wal-Mart is, take twenty dollars, and buy a friggin bathrobe... Jeez, some people... --Jayron32. talk . contribs 17:32, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Isn't Australian Walmart Hungry Jack? Or something like that. Ima buying a new bathrobe from work today. I will look good! :D  &lt;3  Tinkleheimer   TALK!!  19:34, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * (10 :s haha) They don't use dollars, Jay. GFG.  Lara  ❤  Love  21:23, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh no? Use your bathrobe to wipe the egg off of your face.  Jeez, Lara, get your facts straight before you goof on me... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  21:42, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I thought all our glorious penal colonies where still on proper currency? Ah, alas, the days when the map was pink .... Pedro : Chat  21:48, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
 * AUGH! I forgot the bathrobe. It sucked at work, and I totally forgot. D= Two more days til my membership, unless I steal my sisters before she comes home from school. O.o.  &lt;3  Tinkleheimer   TALK!!  04:39, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Thats really not a good idea on so many levels. So many. the_undertow  talk  05:03, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
 * You never told me how you got ringworm.  Dfrg_ msc  08:02, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
 * It's very personal and it brings back painful memories. He'd rather not talk about it. Trusilver  18:05, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

I'm curious what my parents would say if I bought and photographed myself in a bathrobe, then never wore it again. Especially if they saw that ringworm! dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 09:05, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

I got an exemption from both the leaders of AusCabal and BRC to waive that section. <3 cabals within cabals :) Daniel (talk) 11:29, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

(Official?) Image
Just one for your consideration. Cheers!  Dfrg_ msc  08:35, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Nice, but there is no cabal. This is unnecessary, an image to be used in something that doesn't exist.  Marlith  (Talk)   05:38, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I like it. Notice that the bathrobe is being donned by no one. That's because nothing is real. We don't exist... only our thumbs. Go contemplate that.  Lara  ❤  Love  14:57, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Welcome to the real world.  Marlith  (Talk)   04:19, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
 * No, welcome to the jungle. We've got fun 'n games! We've got everything you want, honey you know the names... -- Gp 75 motorsports  <sup style="color:#800000;">REV LIMITER  19:23, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Page layout
Hey all, I like the scrolly bar that Dfrg added, but let's hear some more thoughts. Also, I don't know how the page currently looks for everyone, but on my screen, the "Hotshots" column goes down a little bit farther than the "Robes" box on the left. Is there a way for the "Credits" box to stretch across the whole page, and would this fix the problem? GlassCobra 17:10, 6 February 2008 (UTC)


 * I understand that users of certain web-browsers feel that users of DIFFERENT webbrowsers are lesser class of humans, and should not even speak unless spoken to; but complex formatting that shows up well in one webbrowser looks like shit in others. Without indicting myself over the piece-of-shit software I must be using, and thus labeling myself as unworthy to be a member of the human race, the page looks all fucked up.  I know it looks good to some of you, but can we return it to a state where everyone, even us worthless users that use the free webrowser that came with our computer, can appreciate its sublime beauty and charm?  --Jayron32. talk . contribs  17:14, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Translation: "I have IE." :P GlassCobra 19:28, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Firefox is free. Download it, use it, clean yourself up and be merry. Otherwise, suffer. We code for Firefox and nothing else.  Lara  ❤  Love  23:12, 6 February 2008 (UTC) P.S. I'll try to fix the code to even things out... for those of us in the elite class of the human race.
 * Actually, no. Suck it up, G. Perfection is unattainable. As we add more members, it will balance out. As it becomes uneven, we'll just keep adding more and more shit to the left to balance with the right. Pretty soon we'll be a fucking army of awesome with more aims and goals than we can remember or understand. So fucking l33t it's nasty.  Lara  ❤  Love  23:17, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Actually, the BIG problem is that the scroll bar is busted. It shows up, but the pics don't scroll. They just roll off the bottom like a closing tag is missing or something... --Jayron32. talk . contribs 04:49, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Works fine for me... GlassCobra 04:51, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Real men use firefox. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 09:17, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Giggy nailed it. It's busted in IE because IE is busted. That's not something we, as the BRC coders, can fix.  Lara  ❤  Love  14:55, 7 February 2008 (UTC)


 * Seriously folks. This div:  is fucking with my day.  Rule number one of webdesign is don't design for a single browser.  Can't we find a way to make this work so it works for everyone?  --Jayron32. talk . contribs  05:17, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
 * http://www.firefox.com <-- Makes it work for everyone. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:52, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Opera?  &lt;3  Tinkleheimer   TALK!!  11:29, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
 * It's not designed for one browser. It works in Safari too.  Lara  ❤  Love  16:12, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Twinkle does not work correctly in Opera. I am primarily an Opera user, but I have to switch to Firefox when I use Wikipedia because of Twinkle. Trusilver  19:12, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Use huggle. · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  19:16, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Twinkle works in Opera for me... &lt;3  Tinkleheimer   TALK!!  20:57, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Shit doesn't work in IE because IE isn't standards compliant. It's like saying "ZOMFG these bolts don't work on my pi-quarters-inch wrench!" - Revolving Bugbear  23:18, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
 * (This is not to be confused with a pie-quarters wrench, which would be tasty, but equally useless.) - Revolving Bugbear  23:23, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
 * What's worse, Twinkle or IE? Time for a straw poll! Three evils in one. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 06:24, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Four... including yourself. &mdash; DarkFalls  talk 10:42, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
 * O, snap.  Lara  ❤  Love  17:13, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Wiping tears here guys. New plan, I'm getting a BRC pic and submitting it with my next (lol) RfA. Nick style! wins dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 22:30, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
 * You need things that will HELP your next RfA. Besides you don't have to be an admin anymore to be BRC, but you do have to stop saying 'Huggles.' the_undertow   talk  02:01, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
 * *huggles* dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 07:09, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Red alert
Teh h8 from User:MessedRocker for muah!  Lara  ❤  Love  07:29, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I agree. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 07:36, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
 * That's damn funny Lara. :) Jmlk  1  7  02:35, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh, snap! --Jayron32. talk . contribs 21:12, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Not again.  Dfrg_ msc  05:44, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

God, I hate houses. Man, Fuck houses. Take that! *Stomps house*

<Velociraptor >

Oh shit! Your hardcore! Calm down, man.

</Velociraptor >

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE I AM BATMAN.
 * I'll take the trouble of giving MessedRocker a barnstar... · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  18:50, 12 February 2008 (UTC)