User talk:Indubitably/Bathrobe Cabal/Archive 2

New Rule: NO new male members to the BRC unless we get a female member
Srsly. The last 3 new members have all been Y-chromosome carriers. We really need some female members. I suggest we put in a new requirement that all future male prospects may only join only after another female member joins? Any support for this? --Jayron32. talk . contribs 18:23, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * P.S. Dfrg_msc doesn't count. --Jayron32. talk . contribs  18:25, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Aww... but I already had my bathrobe and camera ready. :( · AndonicO  Hail!  18:51, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Yeah we wouldn't let you in anyway. Sorry skippy. GlassCobra 19:08, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Wow GC, I used to think so highly of you. Now I'm tempted to write a long and profane comment in some foreign language you'll never learn... I'll just write one word: ghuy'cha'! · AndonicO  Hail!  19:36, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Cursing at me in Klingon? Very intimidating. GlassCobra 01:45, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * /me curses in Species 8472. · AndonicO  Hail!  02:14, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

If next member isn't female, they must now go to the vet. PS WIKIBREAK!  &lt;3  Tinkleheimer   TALK!!  19:45, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * You'll never look good in a bathrobe; only I can look good in one, but alas, I'm not wanted. :/ I'm going to send a complaint e-mail to Lara, as I meet all the criteria for membership (the TSQUAD thing is only a diversion to weed out the unfaithful from the cabal). · AndonicO  Hail!  19:49, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Yea, uh huh, whatever.  Lara  ❤  Love  20:17, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * C'mpon man, you know I'm good for it.  Dfrg_ msc  05:49, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Official vote

 * 1) Oppose By the way, my official vote (yes, we are not RfA, and this is a vote) would be to reject this proposal. Yes, we need girls, but we also just need more people. Plus, since the general gender ratio is so skewed on teh intarweb, we'd probably be waiting a while. GlassCobra 20:01, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Oppose As long as I'm the only chick, I'm the hottest chick. So, while I'm not super fond of being the only beauty amongst all you beasts, I'm not all annoyed by it either.  Lara  ❤  Love  20:17, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Oppose User:Wife of Pedro fails to get in to the BRC for a number of reasons, mainly not having an account (!); So until then we have to keep the ugly dudes coming and hope for more chicks. And I reckon that Lara will still outdo any newbie ladies in terms of 1) Looks 2) BRCability (great word) so she can remain as the one and only member of the "Bath Robe Cabal who actually look good in a Bath Robe Cabal". Pedro : Chat  21:18, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
 * When are you joining? dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:05, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Flattery will get you everywhere... even with Giggy and "where it matters". ;)  Lara  ❤  Love  15:22, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Oppo$e Merge and re-direct.  Dfrg_ msc  05:49, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Support Its real simple guys. If you want to join, find a chick, and get her to join first.  Oh wait, you have to be able to find a chick that will talk to you... Hmmm, that might be hard... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  05:51, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Support. I'm a chick, where it counts. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:05, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * That's not right. *cries* ~ Riana ⁂ 08:39, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Hah! This just confirms what I already knew: You're a pussy. :P GlassCobra 08:42, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Where it counts ;) dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:45, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * You have a vagina? --Jayron32. talk . contribs  17:27, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Yep. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:21, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Explode. I'm glad I got in when I did, because User:Revolving Bugbear's girlfriend, like User:Wife of Pedro, does not have an account. And don't worry, Lara, no matter who else joins the Cabal, you will pretty much always be my hero. - Revolving Bugbear  23:05, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) Oppose. I may want to join one day... when I go from nekkid to robed. I'd like to have options, sausage-fest or not (no homo). -- Harish - 02:29, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Oppose. Power-hungry cabals need lots of members if they want to work on getting this renamed the Laræpedia.  (I kind of like the sound of She Who Must Be Obeyed myself, being a Rumpole fan.)  Accounting4Taste: talk 03:39, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Oppose We already have Giggy and GC anyway... :) Jmlk  1  7  06:43, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Make LaraLove rejoin —Animum (talk) 03:03, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Make LaraLove rejoin, per TSQUAD member #5 (Animum). · AndonicO  Hail!  03:09, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Rejoin? I've already got more images of me up than should be allowed by policy... what more do you people want?  Lara  ❤  Love  19:53, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Isn't it plainly obvious? Re-read User talk:LaraLove/Bathrobe Cabal, if you haven't already. · AndonicO  Hail!  23:30, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Corollary proposal
We all only support Giggy's next RfA if another girl has joined the Cabal party first. It's up to him to figure out how to accomplish that, but this way he can put his determination to good use for us. 2 girls will open up a possibility for strong supports, and 3 or more means we won't ask any trick / leading questions. - Revolving Bugbear  23:37, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * What if I get ten female models to join? Will you guys support my RFB? · AndonicO  Hail!  23:40, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

One of the approved looks
The "the deer in the headlights look" is an acceptable look? Wow...I've barely heard that term be used! Acalamari 18:56, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Look, behind you, a truck! (this is the time when you give that look, photograph it, and join the cabal). dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:09, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

I'm thinking...
...of joining. I have two bathrobes. What should I do? The Rambling Man (talk) 20:42, 16 February 2008 (UTC)


 * Cut them in half and sew one half of each together, so you have a two-face bathrobe. Then try to make half of your face do a cheesy grin, and half of your face do a "your mother" look. Bonus points for painting your face. - Revolving Bugbear  21:46, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
 * That's be totally bitchin'! :) Jmlk  1  7  03:36, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Alternatively, wear both and (see my photo) have your picture taken with one thumb up and one thumb down. Keeps them guessing.  The "two-face" thing does sound kewl, tho.  Accounting4Taste: talk 04:36, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Send me one. I seriously need it. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 05:44, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Having two bathrobes is like having two wives.  Dfrg_ msc  22:49, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Except your first bathrobe doesn't try to kill you for being naked inside of your second bathrobe. --Jayron32. talk . contribs  03:13, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

Me?
Can I be included in the illustrious bathrobe cabal? I've got a picture. -- Chetblong T  C 00:05, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Only if you use this: http://www.wikihow.com/Take-Erotic-Photos-of-Yourself  Dfrg_ msc  02:56, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I only just realized, No. 6 actually says: "Pick something to wear. You don't necessarily need raunchy lingerie. Try your bathrobe to start. Show some leg or maybe loosen the belt and reveal a bit of cleavage (if you're a woman)." LULZ.  Dfrg_ msc  03:03, 19 February 2008 (UTC) -TE-
 * That's a truly horrible link and I wish I'd never clicked on it. *bookmarks* ~ Riana ⁂ 03:04, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Well I guess my photo qualifies as "erotic" then. *parents remove computer* Chetblong T  C 03:10, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Damn, I clicked the link, and its all like words words words. Where's the fucking erotic photos, Nick.  I mean really, if you're gonna tease us like that... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  03:12, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * That page is gonna get me through RfA. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:33, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * No, a miracle is going to get you through RFA.  Lara  ❤  Love  19:56, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * How rude! Jmlk  1  7  23:49, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * How true!  Maxim (talk)  23:59, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Poor DHMO...I have a sense that (not to be self-important or anything) this will cause some issues...but I'll nominate him in awhile anyways. Keilana | Parlez ici 00:03, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

I'm with Jmlk on this! :P dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:11, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Aw, but Giggy-goo, you know we lurve you!  Lara  ❤  Love  20:14, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Lara, you lurving him would make things worse :p &mdash;Dark (talk) 06:19, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

You got pwned...
You got pwned by Maxim. Just lettin' you all know. :) · AndonicO  Hail!  22:29, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Thanks man ;) Can we have "set Booble as their homepage" as a requirement from now on?  Dfrg_ msc  04:44, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Yea. That changed my whole day. OH NOES! It's like flashbacks to gurch's edits... only his were funny.  Lara  ❤  Love  08:09, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
 * What's wrong with Booble anyway? :) Jmlk  1  7  19:36, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

C'n ah join?
Srsly. I've got a bathrobe, a real cool one with gold stitching. Costs about $50. -- Gp 75 motorsports  REV LIMITER  17:55, 21 February 2008 (UTC)  [REQUEST DENIED] 

Archiving
I've gone ahead an archived some old stuff. However, rather than be conventional, I've used the naming convention based on List of Australian capital cities. First archive is hence /Archive Canberra. Cheers, dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:09, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Archive Canberra? That's me! Woooo! *Dances*  Dfrg_ msc  10:06, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Boooooooo... Jmlk  1  7  10:08, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
 * How do we know this idea sucks?
 * It has to do with Australia
 * Giggy thought of it
 * Do we need another reason?
 * --Jayron32. talk . contribs 14:19, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
 * This is stupid. GlassCobra 23:11, 22 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Damnit Jayron, you should be on ArbCom. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 00:00, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * WP:NPA. --jpgordon&#8711;&#8710;&#8711;&#8710; 02:50, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Well actually the first one should have been Brisbane, *coughs* ABCD... Chetblong T  C 14:25, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Why does everyone forget the city with balls? :( ~ Riana ⁂ 07:56, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Um...no. Srs. I'm srsly. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 07:59, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

No thumbs
OK, like, I got a pic with instead of a thumbs up, a snowball about to be tossed at the photographer. Whatcha think, good enough or what, huh? --jpgordon&#8711;&#8710;&#8711;&#8710; 02:20, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 *  [REQUEST DENIED] 
 * I'm all for no thumbs, personally. One of the main reasons I don't want to join is how pathetic I look with a thumbs-up from my teensy, child-sized hands. And are non-cabal members allowed to turn down requests? ;) ~ Riana ⁂ 02:40, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Shut it, Riana. :P · AndonicO  Hail!  03:11, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Pwnd... Jmlk  1  7  05:13, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Pwnd in his ass. Non-members most certainly do not have that right. Do you see the list of people whose talk pages to apply on? Those are the people who can deny membership. With that said, the request is denied. Thumbs up, not snowballs.  Lara  ❤  Love  19:33, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Meanie. --jpgordon&#8711;&#8710;&#8711;&#8710; 19:35, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * What if the snowball is up? dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 23:36, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

WP:RFBRC
IMAGE UPLOADED at Image:Pedro BRC.jpg. May I? Pedro : Chat  19:05, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * No dude, Dell sucks. Request (unofficially, before I get pwned again) denied. · AndonicO  Hail!  19:26, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Dell Sucks? Sell Ducks Pedro : Chat  19:29, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Agreed! <font style="border:solid 1px #FF0000; background:#000;"><font color="FF0000">Drizzt  Ja  mo  07:39, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I put forward the motion that "All Ducks must wear hats" as an Aim of the BRC.  Dfrg_ msc  07:49, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

- TRANSMISSION ENDS -

Official vote

 * 1) Support Ducks should wear hats. GlassCobra 16:26, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 2) High five support - as my ducks all wear hats... always have.  Lara  ❤  Love  17:16, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 3) Hey, wait.... - Pedro's clearly standing in my kitchen with a dirty PC, drinking my cellar dry. Application rejected.  The Rambling Man (talk) 17:19, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 4) Support It's ludicrous that it took us so long to get this vote going. Why haven't ducks been wearing hats for longer!? This law should have been passed with the ten commandments. <font style="border:solid 1px #FF0000; background:#000;"><font color="FF0000">Drizzt  Ja  mo  01:33, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 5) Shenanigans! To the best of my knowledge, Mother Goose is the only hatted duck.  нмŵוτн τ  01:35, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 6) Strong Support Ducks must wear hats.  Dfrg_ msc  07:12, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Shoop

 * From what I can discern, I'll update our Aims. :)  Dfrg_ msc  07:13, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

zOMG, chicks...
And not the little baby birds, no GIRLS! There are two of us now! I'm not alone in this sausage fest anymore!!! This is great. This must be how Gwen Stefani felt after she left No Doubt and bought those Asian chicks for friends. Good times.  Lara  ❤  Love  14:05, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I was telling hmwith how hot it was that we're 2 for 2 on chicks with tongue rings. Badow. GlassCobra 16:24, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Badow? · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  16:28, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I believe GlassCobra means "Bom Chicka Wow Wow", which is just weird. <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 16:58, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Before I forget, if you have Gmail and Google talk, join the gmail group! It's the only hope for peaceful collaboration between cabals! I mean, like, besides all the other methods. <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 17:04, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Justin, how many times have I reminded you that TSQUAD isn't a cabal? :/ · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  17:09, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I believe, GlassCobra, that you mean BLADOW! That'd be the word. And yes, TSQUAD is not a cabal... it's lame. ;)  Lara  ❤  Love  17:15, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * In a bit over around a month of existence, we almost have cannon at FA quality; what do you have to show for? Pwned... · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  17:30, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * We have hotter members than you. :D GlassCobra 17:35, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Yeah, were you not reading? TWO CHICKS WITH TONGUE RINGS!!!! BLADOW!!!! <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 17:36, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Whose side are you on Justin? :O · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  17:45, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * The one that's actually doing something. I'm just validating their point. For Tzatziki (and not for the Kimono-clad), <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 17:46, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Ah, I see. For a second, I almost thought you said the fact that they have two tongue-ringed chicks was good. That came out wrong... · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  17:51, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

(Indent) It's certainly not a deterrent. <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin (Gmail?)(u) 18:07, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Okay then, why are you supporting their argument then? · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  18:43, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Yay, girls! Yeah, the tongue ring this is funny... yeah, bad-asses? And I'm glad I'm the Asian chick to your Gwen Stefani! Haha, and sorry to completely poop on your party, but it's still a sausage-fest... =/ But hey, one step at a time!  нмŵוτн τ  18:40, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Filthy myspacers, the lot of you... The Rambling Man (talk) 18:45, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm more of a filthy Facebooker. Is that much better? Eh, probably not.  нмŵוτн τ  18:56, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm not fond of either. Wikipedia is as far as I want to get with social networking. <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 19:04, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

WHO HOO! Two chicks in the BRC! Unfortunately, at the rate we are adding guys, its still a paltry ratio. But far be it from me to complain... --Jayron32. talk . contribs 19:05, 27 February 2008 (UTC) - TRANSMISSION ENDS - In response to AnadonicO: Dude! What do we have to show for it? Are you teh serious? Srs, dude. Congrats for the almost FA. Speaking of those, we're working on Maynard James Keenan.  Lara  ❤  Love  19:08, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Masterful violation (allegedly) of WP:NOT#MySpace subpage of awesome
 * 2) An official website classifying us as an organization of awesome
 * 3) Official forums of awesome
 * Two, count them, TWO chicks with tongue rings of awesome
 * 1) And more members than you... who, obviously are awesome
 * I have no defense. Except for our Cannon! Cannon could blow your BLP out of the water! Literally! This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race (again, quite literally. at least in our case), and whoever gets their FA first wins the right to blow up the next spy satellite. <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 19:23, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

Proposed aim
In response to the above, I would like to propose adding the following to our list of aims:


 * Promote pwn to featured article status.

or


 * Promote list of Internet-related terminology to featured list status.

Thoughts? - Revolving Bugbear  19:23, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm down. Let's get Pwn to FA! GlassCobra 19:29, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm in! Now, what images could we add? Haha...  нмŵוτн τ  19:36, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Also, step 1) Let's get it to good status.  нмŵוτн τ  19:36, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * How about anything in here? Alternatively, we could use this. :P By the way, hmwith, report to the forums for your avatar plzkthx. GlassCobra 19:44, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I added some ELs from Google Scholar that could be of use .  нмŵוτн τ  19:47, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Am I allowed to laugh? · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  21:56, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I am for sure. :) Jmlk  1  7  21:57, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Ok, GlassCobra. For the first one, ya... Google search is always where I go for my free image needs. The seconds, OMFGROLFLMFAO, yes!  Lara  ❤  Love  13:47, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Holy shit. Remind me NOT to get onto GCs bad side.  ROFLMAO... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  14:31, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * GC, I just spent about an hour last night looking for that 2nd link (without realizing you put it up). DAMN IT!  нмŵוτн τ  18:03, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Haha! Yes, I win again! :D GlassCobra 18:09, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Forums
Everyone in? If not, plz join nao. Avatars have been made for all members. GlassCobra 19:46, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * - TRANSMISSION ENDS -

Are TSQUADERs allowed in? I'm not joining, just wondering whether you have to be a member. <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin (Gmail?)(u) 19:52, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Yeah sure, why not? We have people who aren't in any cabals (ie. Riana). Swing on by. GlassCobra 19:58, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Ooh, I love forums, especially ones where people don't mind me pwning them day in and day out. :) · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  21:57, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm in by the way, under MyNameIsJustin. <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 22:06, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
 * AOwpr, for me. · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  00:36, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Hey you guyz
Who do I have to sleep with to join this brilliant organization?  Culv e  rin  ?  08:32, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * If you're a hot chick, me. If you're a guy (regardless of sexiness, but preferably a fat ugly one), you get to choose one of the following; Jayron32, GlassCobra, or Dfrg.msc. Trust me, they all like sausage. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:49, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * But Dfrg is my wiki-dad, and I'm sure that is breaking some kind of wikipedia policy.  Culv  e  rin  ?  10:25, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Maybe some laws...OK, just GC or Jayron then. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 10:29, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * That's not even illegal over there is it? Jmlk  1  7  12:30, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I must say, that if you are a guy, and need to sleep with me to join, I need at LEAST a case of beer and a bottle of lube first. Make sure you are adequately supplied... --Jayron32. talk . contribs  13:41, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Jayron, your willingness to take one for the team shows so much dedication it's sickening! No, really... I just threw up a little in my mouth. BUT, it also shows your dedication to the cabal, and for that reason, you get a promotion! Since we're a fake cabal, that doesn't mean anything, but it's the thought that counts. :) <3  Lara  ❤  Love  13:53, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * The real cabal lurks nearby, ready to strike anywhere, anytime...   —Preceding unsigned comment added by AndonicO (talk • contribs) 14:03, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Damn it, I did sign that! Damn hidden signature. :/ · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  14:44, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Nice Jayron, way to take one for the team! GlassCobra 18:13, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * haha Yea, I have to say i had the same respsonse to that comment of Jayron's as Lara did.. Sickening.. Can anyone tell me where undertow went? He isn't on the BRC page anymore? <font style="border:solid 1px #FF0000; background:#000;"><font color="FF0000">Drizzt  Ja  mo  22:08, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * He's probably on the rag. He gets all moody about once a month.  He'll probably be back when his hormones are back in order. --Jayron32. talk . contribs  22:12, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, I might have been persuaded to take one for the team, but my husband objects. Was it a case of Canadian beer?  Accounting4Taste: talk 22:36, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * It's never a case of Canadian beer. WTH? <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 22:38, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Uhm, the_undertow left the BRC a couple of weeks ago. He's lost interest in the wiki. Just sort of fed up. Busy in real life, too, with school and such. He retired today, actually.  Lara  ❤  Love  22:53, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Moment of silence... <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 23:44, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Wow... That sucks I really wanted to meet the famous undertow! That sucks! O well, wikilife goes on don't it? <font style="border:solid 1px #FF0000; background:#000;"><font color="FF0000">Drizzt  Ja  mo  04:39, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
 * So happy I added him on myspace before this.  &lt;3  Tinkleheimer   TALK!!  05:08, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
 * My Space is for groupies and Science teachers!  Dfrg_ msc  07:14, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
 * (sheds a tear) I think I love this place.  Hold me you guyz.   Culv  e  rin  ?  08:45, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
 * I'd rather Jayron did. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 08:48, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Yea, or at least Dfrg, he's into that! :) <font style="border:solid 1px #FF0000; background:#000;"><font color="FF0000">Drizzt  Ja  mo  06:18, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Snazzy new member icon.
Check it out. Yay for inkscape and creative commons. Will (talk) 00:43, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
 * See the top right corner of my userpage. Perfect.  нмŵוτн τ  16:02, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
 * This is madness! Culv e  rin  ?  09:26, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

How you know you've made it
We've been vandalized. Woo hoo! :P -- slakr \ talk / 01:31, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Blanking's the nice vandalism. It could have been worse. =)  нмŵוτн τ  02:33, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
 * If vandalism is the sign of "making it", then we "made it" long ago. Maxim just got banned from our IRC chan for like a week this month for vandalizing it. Replaced the images with monkeys or something. I don't remember. I just recall it wasn't as funny as gurch replacing all the images with cows shortly after I created the page. Phoenix-wiki wanted him to nom it for MFD, but he didn't want to. So he did the cow thing and stole the shortcut for some horrid essay. Annoying, but amusing.  Lara  ❤  Love  05:54, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
 * We're bringing sexy back. dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 09:10, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Them mother s don't know how to act... yeah! Jmlk  1  7  09:14, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Don't let them hate you for the things you lack (get it!!!) dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 09:17, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

New Goal
I forward the motion that one of our new goals should be to recreate the soviet union in dfrg's pants.  Culv e  rin  ?  22:40, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
 * No, Maoist China would be better. (Just so you know, "mao" means fur or hair in Chinese).  bibliomaniac 1  5  I see no changes 22:49, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
 * It also means reverberated. And 3. <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 02:16, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
 * What Chinese dialect are you using? I was using Mandarin, but if you really want, mao also means pussy (as in the cat, sicko).  bibliomaniac 1  5  I see no changes 02:33, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
 * One of "our" new goals? When did you join? Lara  _Love <font color="FF1493"> Talk  04:07, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Sick burn! :P Jmlk  1  7  04:12, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
 * pwn3d. <font color="Black">Jus <font color="Red">tin  (Gmail?)(u) 04:20, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
 * I support this goal, as long as there be no flamboyant military parades. They bring me up in rashes.  Dfrg_ msc  06:43, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

NEWS FLASH!
Futuremark is filing a trademark for "Pwnage". · AndonicO  <sup style="font-family:Times New Roman; color:navy;">Hail!  01:38, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
 * That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.  нмŵוτн τ  06:48, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Seconded... Jmlk  1  7  06:59, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
 * "So, any hint on what FGS has planned for the term?" - Wait, are you sure you want an answer to that? dihydrogen monoxide (H20) 09:30, 5 March 2008 (UTC)