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Overview of Chickens
Chickens are feathered birds that can not fly. They walk around eating dirt and rocks. They eat rocks because they want to be rocks. You know the saying, you are what you eat. When they have finished eating rocks they try to fly but cannot because the rocks are weighing them down. So in a moment of pure depression they lay eggs. The egg hurts their anus when it comes out of the chicken so they make horrible squarking noises. This pain is everlasing so they never stop it. It also hurts to be layed so the chicks squark.

Chicken Life Cycle
Chickens lay eggs in ipods. This is so that the chick has a good sense of music. Thye absorb the media information from the memory stick through the shell and into the mind. Chicks also squark because thay are trying to sing the songs they have memorized. They hatch from the egg and eat the ipod and then become very heavy and cannot move for a few days. Then they vomit up the ipod and do a funny dance. The chick grows. As it grows its feathers become darker because they all turn into emo's. They lose there good music tayste and start squarking because of the anus pain. They start eating rocks and dirt and try to fly but fail. They then lay lots of eggs in dissapiontment and die.

Quick Chicken Facts
Chickens don't have razor sharp teeth

Chickens are usually part of a terrorist oragization

Chickens can't fly because they eat to many rocks

Chickens don't eat there young ones unless there are no more rocks to eat

Chickens have heads but don't have slimy tentacles

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