User talk:InnocentIAm

April 2020

 * Oh come one, we can tell it's you. I suspect you're quite young (but if you are, don't say so), and you might think you're clever trying to fool us. But you're trying to fool grown ups who are smarter and way more experienced than you. Every trick you play like this is going to make it harder for you to ever be unblocked. Oh, and even if you were telling the truth, having a friend proxying for a blocked editor is also forbidden - see WP:MEAT. Boing! said Zebedee (talk) 06:45, 28 April 2020 (UTC)

Saying "we can tell it's you" is not evidence that the aforesaid allegation is true. In addition, I am not a youngster, though your sophomoric banter leads to believe you are a child. InnocentIAm (talk) 06:48, 28 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Well, you might not be young (I only voiced it as a suspicion), but the rest of what I say is valid. Still, if a reviewing admin disagrees with my assessment after looking at the obvious evidence (and per WP:BEANS I'm not going to reveal the evidence to you), they're welcome to unblock. Boing! said Zebedee (talk) 06:51, 28 April 2020 (UTC)

Moreover, if you deny my account basic due process, refuse to unblock despite have not a scintilla of evidence I'm the same person as Editor940, you would be acting against Wikipedia policy and undermining the very essence of due process. InnocentIAm (talk) 06:52, 28 April 2020 (UTC)

WP:BEANS Is not policy. Read the notice on the top of page. InnocentIAm (talk) 06:59, 28 April 2020 (UTC)
 * I know, but I still have no obligation to reveal to you the evidence that gives you away. Boing! said Zebedee (talk) 07:01, 28 April 2020 (UTC)