User talk:Instigata

DJ poncho is my son and annoyingly enough he seems to have gone a bit mad. We share a network here there are in fact 4 computers on it. If you could merely block his account and allow me to add to wikipedia it would be very much appreciated. thankyou

He says that he only went on what you refer to as a vandalism spree AFTER (he claims) you unnecessarily deleted articles that he added. I have currently disconnected him from the internet in his room as a penalty for this, as clearly this is no way to react when you don't get your own way. He has apologised to me profusely for any genuine offence that he may have caused. He is only 16 and suffers from Attention Defecit/Hyperactivity Disorder and I personally am sick of situations like this arising because of a lack of understanding for this condition. I would be grateful if you could ask your lead supervisor, to email me at my personal email address malcolm_denton@orange.net to discuss this matter further. thankyou.

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Thanks for your response which I will answer here as public record. First of all, Administrators do not have supervisors. We are all volunteers who only answer to the Arbitration Committee and Jimbo Wales and only they intervene only on a strictly limited basis. Below are the two articles (with parts censored by me) that your son wrote on Wikipedia which were deleted because they were pure nonsense and autobiographical vanity. No offense intended, but if your son suffers from Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder and is unable or unwilling to cooperate with others in building an encyclopedia, then might I suggest he express himself with his own personal blog elewhere instead? --  Netsnipe  ►  17:21, 25 October 2006 (UTC)


 * Thomas mudd

Thomas Mudd, aka Tom Mudd, Muddman, Mudd or Mudd-ze (Stage Name), is a mediocre jungle/drum 'n' bass DJ from the Ipswich area of Suffolk, UK. Born in Chantry, Ipswich, in early 1987, Tom was always, according to his mother, an active, normal child. Over the years he listened to multiple drum n bass tracks, and has rarely been seen to listen to anything else.

At age 17 he started experimenting with his chemistry set. His goal was to solve romatic issues surrounding persons who were impotent. At age 18, he finally believed himself to have perfected what he called his "Enhance Safeblud". It was essentially a strong aphrodesiac designed to work in a similar way to viagra. However, following the test run, Mr Mudd was recurringly taken ill, at least insofar as self-diagnosis was believable. On numerous occasions, this was put down to a "dodgy" kebab from Zorbers.It is now thought that this "guinea-pigging" is believed to have put his testosterone levels, to quote one source, "through the roof". Since then, Mr Mudd has become increasingly involved in attempting to "chat-up" most females he comes into contact with This has resulted in numerous altercations with ; the latter of these believed to have in fact been involved with some sort of romantic quest of Mr Mudds. It is not entirely known exactly what role was taken on by Ms Gibson, as she declined to comment when questioned on the subject. Mr Mudd has had limited success in this romantic field and has subsequently appeared to have retired following his disappearence.

He has not been seen or heard from since late September of 2006 when, after numerous failed attempts, he finally succeeded in aquiring a phone number from a barmaid in the Halesworth region of Suffolk. At this point, after recieving much ridicule from his numerous companions that evening, and after numerous beverages, believed it was in his best interests to aim his romantic interests towards someone much further away, a belle from Sheffield, UK. After this epiphany, he retired to his friend Ryan's house, where he slept on the idea, and then he disappeared in the early hours, believed to be between 5 and 7am. No sightings have been confirmed, although numerous reports have been circulating about his wherabouts; it has been said that he is merely working 60-70 hour weeks as a waiter in a Pizza Hut in Ipswich, believed to be in order to save money to get a house with yet another new romantic interest. Other information has emerged regarding the possibility of his lack of realising dreams, and lack of effort in achieving these, have just resulted in the disappearence of this once interesting personality from the "in/out" hot list of Ipswich "in" celebrities.

Born, is a barmaid from Colchester, Essex. Notable as winner of the "Essex Barmaid Of The Year Award 2006" after pulling victory out of the hat in the dying moments of the final.
 * Jenna