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It was a sunny afternoon in lush green gardens of matleton. Where the pixie folk called home, they were a friendly bunch of creatures who loved to frolic and play around all day long in the weeds, but on this certain Sunday morning there was trouble arising in matleton and the elders gathered to discuss the upcoming matters. These elders were named Danious of Meadowbrook, Scolier of the mount and the eldest of all Danallion from the far land pimpalas. A menace had arrived in town and was causing quiet a stir among the peaceful community of matleton. People were becoming scared and worried that history was to repeat its self once again as had happened wen the land was young and the pixies of matleton were almost erased for eternity. He was known only as Nether, a once joyful kraiek elf from the far regions of drailekus, but Nether had grown bitter over the years and was out casted from matleton. There were once four elders which completed the Circle of Raal. The elders were four of the lands most battle hardened and honest beings, and since Nether of Buccanian had been voted out of the elders via unanimous decision he detested the Circle of Raal and turned dark, he grew a golden Maine wore band shirts and became rebellious not abiding by matleton law, he was then banished to the caves of the far west for a 1 century. For one hundred years Matleton was a quiet lovely place to live but one century was up a vengance was in the air. So late one evening the three elders gathered by a warm fire in the chamber of decision making and began to discuss “ I think we should confront nether and see if he is willing to reform to the ways of Matleton  law” Danallion spoke “straight upp” exclaimed Danuis “NOOO we need to fight this evil being” stated Scoleir the small talk continued for a couple of hours until the decision was reached. We shall meet Nether in the forsaken forests four leagues south of matleton for a bloodbath of enormous proportions, but for now they went back to there dwellings and  enjoyed what might be there last hardy meal and made prude love to there fridget wives before making an early start the next morning. Meanwhile the loud and intoxicating sounds of Nether’s guitar solos were heard from the hills far beyond  and kept the community of Matleton awake all night. Fear was spreading that Nether would come under the cover of night and impregnate all the women and curse at all the children the last hope for peace in Matleton was now in force, it was time. The three elders left for the forsaken forests of the east not knowing what would await there, ow what would become of them but it was a risk they were willing to take. The trio packed light but responsibly, after 39 hours of straight walking they were met by a large man who ordered they pay a toll of 73 silver peaces he was non other than Rakobb a feared emperor of the village that bordered the forsaken forest they paid him and they were aloud to pass. Normally Rakobb would behead the trvellers and eat there blood off, but he didn’t FUCKIN feel like it. The trio entered the forest and were met by a ghastly sight, there were beer bottles 3 and half feet deep, dirty washing every where, spent women sprawled across the ground and what appeared to be some sort of slave or otherwise known as in matleton terms a “Bitch” the men recognized him ass Russolio, he had been chained up and heckled for hours on end before being pumped with no remorse. This was definitely the atrocities of Nether, all of a sudden there was an ear piercing rock scream followed by thirty six minutes of the most evil guitar shredding known to existence these skills had been passed down to Nether from Scolier over a millennium prior, Nether then skulled 7 beers in a single gulp and was ready for a fight the trio was concerned and taken aback by these devilish abilities. As Nether approached the elders Scolier did a 720 triple front flip and smacked Nether on the ass, Nether beckoned with pleasure and started acting like a school girl the others pounced on him and began to wrestle on the soft green grass when they discovered a small plant which smelt of bat droppings “Whats is this” asked Danallion  “Oh nothing that’s just my special herby plant, you should try it my former brethren” Nether tossed Danallion a torch, he then light the end of it and “took it to tha head “ “Oh damn son, Scolier Danious you must try this. After 2 hours of smoking this mysterious plant they all announced there love for one another and gave each other foot jobs.