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The Jellybean War
The Jellybean War was a war veiled with mystery which took place in the late 1990s between the Hedgerow Clan and the Sacred Gorgonzola Cult. It went on for only a month but the initiating factors began long before the war started.

There were many causes for the War. Many were mainly due to misunderstandings and assumptions but it is thought that the initiators for the sworn hatred were, in fact, the two founders of the cults. It is the theory that the founder of the Hedgerow Clan, Ben Dover, and the founder of the Sacred Gorgonzola Cult, Chris.P.Cock, were in an illegal gay marriage. Chris Cock supposedly had an affair with a transvestite named Robin Banks. Since then the two leaders were wrapped in a battle of hate which was then carried on by thier followers.

The factor which triggered the war was the Gorgonzola Cult kidnapping the mascot badger, which was, after that, never seen again. In retaliation the leaders of the Hadgerow Clan organised raids on the local jellybean exporters and finally managed to sabotage the jellybean boxes by filling them with combustive gunpowder. The Gorgalzola Cult, which feasted on jellybeans every Tuesday soon came to know of the interferrence of the honoured jellybeans, after most of their secret headquarters was destroyed and many of the followers killed. They reacted by creating vihecles which were only a meter wide and a meter tall and hiding in bins until they saw members of the Hedgerow Clan come past. At a signal, which normally involved a large, neon, cheese flavored jellybean being swallowed, which often meant one of the volunteers choking and dieing, therefore knocking over the bin they were in, the rest of the volunteers shot the member of the Hedgerow. After this, the Hedgrow Clan modified the genes of the rare bluegrass to be passed onto humans and released mongolian stoats containing the parasite into the headquarters. This exterminated the rest of the cult and thus ended the war.

The jellybean war is so unknown because of the amount of covering up the government did. It cost millions of dollors and many hypnotists were hired to blank the memory of the war from most peoples minds. The Hedgrow Clan was exiled into the deepest saharah and the Sacred Gorgonzola Cult was exterminated anyway, although there have been rumours that it has been reforming in Peru.

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