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Pennsylvanian Tree Octopus
A rtrue in the small town of Worthington, Pennsylvania and its surrounding neighborhoods Kittanning and Ford City. On July Fourth, 2010 a couple of kids ran to the firework and claimed they saw a 'huge, slimey' octopus in an oak near the local highschool. Ever since then more and more sitings have been popping up like Breezlyn on a Tuesday. All of the reports have beed mysteriously similar. Mrs. Kaitlyn Kutch claims she killed a tree octopus in the local forests. She says that it looked like a regular octopus with pink, bloodshot eyes that made it look like 'spmeone having a hangover.' She says, 'I chased it with my knife when I was in the woods.'

Another siting claims that a local named Chloey Toy was golfing with two friends who verify her story. She says she 'hit the creature with a golf ball and it whacked right off and she got a hole in one' Other strange and unreliable stories have been told, but hard evidence has been discovered. Slime has been dicovered on high branches. It is a white, sticky, and cream-like fluid found on trees. It has smell similar to glue. But, science teachers have verified that it is not. Whether the myth is true or not true is unknown.