User talk:It only works in practice

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Lying?
Seriously, how far are you intending to take this? It's not like you can possibly convince anyone I've lied about anything, and the more you make such statements, the more you come off as a troll. If you're not trolling, then you'll need to reconsider your approach. Curly Turkey ¡gobble! 00:40, 6 February 2015 (UTC)
 * So, in defense of intellectual honesty, now that you've got your third opinion, you might want to come out in public and retract your unsupportable accusations of "straw men" and "lying". Curly Turkey ¡gobble! 22:02, 6 February 2015 (UTC)
 * The third party opinion fell for your straw man. The record very clearly shows that I did not use these words that you two have used to describe my edit--it is clear that he unfortunately read your post as a good faith summary of my edit and failed to read my response.


 * Like I've said, I don't have hours on end to deal with wikipedia trolls at this point in my life. But I will revisit this particular issue from time to time until you are defeated, yes. It only works in practice (talk) 19:33, 28 February 2015 (UTC)