User talk:Its snowing in East Asia/Archive humour

Grün globus?
--Snow storm in Eastern Asia (talk) 15:38, 18 May 2010 (UTC)--Snow storm in Eastern Asia (talk) 15:38, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Moved over.--Its snowing in East Asia (talk) 15:40, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Femanine clothes horses?
Another feminine variant of a t-shirt is the Gypsy top. It has short, puffed sleeves (ballooned sleeves), a low boat necked or Scoop necked neckline, full or cropped off bodice and generally has lacy or embroidered decorations on the neckline, hems and cuffs. These are known as gypsy tops in the UK and Ireland, and as peasant blouses in North America. They were popular in the UK and Ireland from about 1998 to 2002. Suprisingly Layla from the Winx Club has worn them too, dispite not being a peasant!

Chime?-- Its snowing in East Asia (talk) 16:37, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Atalatque!--Its snowing in East Asia (talk) 10:50, 29 August 2010 (UTC)

Shy snails


When I told him he was a bit of a shy recluse and that he should get out of his social shell a bit more, I never thought he would take it to such exstreems! --Its snowing in East Asia (talk) 16:45, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Murdered snails!
The snails were murdered needlessly to create a 'French cuisine' dish and are nearly always leathery to eat according to my cousin. Perhaps the Dignatas Clinic has opened a branch in France, what ever there are hundreds of asylum seekers secreting them selves in the Eurostar's lettuces sandwiches these days!--Snow storm in Eastern Asia (talk) 14:39, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

--Snow storm in Eastern Asia (talk) 16:08, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

--Its snowing in East Asia (talk) 14:47, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

The end!
The half built and mostly disused Burj al-Khalifa tower is a failure and a white elephant!

86.29.137.215 (talk) 14:47, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

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Banbury can do better!--Its snowing in East Asia (talk) 02:56, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Cough!
Ahah Akbar! 86.29.137.215 (talk) 14:57, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

KANTHI!
KANTHI- KANTHI (Rosary)- Kanthi, a necklace of bead worn around the neck, is the symbol of our surrender to the creator of this universe, the supreme almighty. The kanthi is the best symbol of one’s surrender, as it gives us the ultimate feeling of oneness with God. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 196.202.193.100 (talk) 15:09, 5 January 2010 (UTC) <! Template:UnsignedIP > <!Autosigned by SineBot>

The end of great cough!
The half built and mostly disused tower is a failure and a white elephant! Allah Akbar! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.29.128.60 (talk) 15:10, 5 January 2010 (UTC) <! Template:UnsignedIP > <!Autosigned by SineBot> Super snackbar!86.29.128.194 (talk) 15:14, 5 January 2010 (UTC) Drink some Red bull and fart on the Arab tower of decadence! 86.29.137.200 (talk) 15:28, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Taipei 101.
I love Taipei 101!86.29.137.200 (talk) 15:21, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Mcdonalds
Sell it to Mcdonalds and turn it in to a new supersnackbar! 86.29.137.200 (talk) 15:32, 5 January 2010 (UTC) Or Madonal? 86.29.143.89 (talk) 15:39, 5 January 2010 (UTC) You should see the staff there!86.29.140.34 (talk) 15:46, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Cygnus Alpha
End the criticism of the new Arab flophouse, stupid! Homeless Iraqie dissidents live in it! Corf? 86.29.133.80 (talk) 15:55, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Well?
Bugger off!--86.29.130.227 (talk) 03:13, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Picturing the needle in the sand.

 * 1) --86.29.139.64 (talk) 03:33, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

It's good lightning conductor and is sandstorm proofed.--86.29.130.193 (talk) 03:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

I heard of that on CNN to.--86.29.143.167 (talk) 12:23, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Taipei 101.
I love Taipei 101!86.29.137.200 (talk) 15:21, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Cygnus Alpha
Banbury can do better!--Its snowing in East Asia (talk) 02:56, 24 July 2010 (UTC) End the criticism of the new Arab flophouse, stupid! Homeless Iraqie dissidents live in it! Corf? 86.29.133.80 (talk) 15:55, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

The KVLT-TV mast
It was overshadowed by about 300ft! 87.29.133.80 (talk) 15:56, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

(برج خليفة) 2008년 4월 8일에는 착공 38개월 만에 630m로, 628.8m였던 미국 노스다코타 주의 방송 송신탑 'KVLT-TV송신탑'을 제치고 세계 최고 인공구조물 기록을 갱신하였다. 2010년 현재, 부르즈 할리파는 세계에서 가장 높은 인공구조물이다.

187.29.133.81 (talk) 15:57, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

It overshadows everything, even my ego! --86.29.143.167 (talk) 12:19, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

工程
個工程由2005年4月15日開始，估計會喺2008年9月完工. 喺2010年1月4號開幕. 由於當局驚住其它國家加入競爭起更高嘅大廈，杜拜塔嘅高度一路都保密. 但係根據其中一個承包商發放嘅資料顯示，杜拜塔最後會有808米.

喺2008年9月1日，杜拜塔已經有707米咁高，暫時成為中東最高、世界第7高嘅摩天大廈.

最新嘅數據係，杜拜塔嘅高度已經達到去818米，即係佢最終嘅高度，亦成為咗人類首個高過800米嘅建築，封頂後更係世界第一高樓. --86.29.139.64 (talk) 03:29, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Communist World!
86.29.133.80 (talk) 17:55,15 January 2010 (UTC)

Poop!
 'Zig hiel!!! ' 86.29.133.80 (talk) 18:35, 19January 2010 (UTC)

--Strento (talk) 10:02, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

So?
Bugger off!--86.29.130.227 (talk) 03:13, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Moopa
Moopa is bankrupt now! --86.29.135.100 (talk) 19:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

Help
'Help, I'm turning in to a cucumber''!--86.29.135.100 (talk) 19:19, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

The A1/M1 near Dunbar, in the U.K.
When a swan was loitering on the road, near Swanwick in Hampshire, last summer. I swerved at 50mph to try and miss it, and hit another car doing a similar speed! We both span-out and hit the central reservation/central divider! Our head lights, bonnets, ignission systems, windows and tyres were shit! So, I smiled at the other bloke, got out of my car, approached the swan witch was nonchalantly cruising and swanning about the motorway like a gay Chav! I then took out my tyre-iron and beat it to death, prior to being hit by a passing Mitsubishi SUV, Isuzu 4x4 jeep and then a British army jeep! Both of my legs were broken and I was knocked out for about an hour or sow, but 'I relished the day paid the swan out!!! ' --86.29.247.166 01:46, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Nonsense etymology
Taken out of the article:


 * The word "swan" comes to us, unchanged, from the ancient Anglo-Saxon language of England.

So do many hundreds of words...


 * It is possible that the word swan has its ultimate root even earlier, arising in part from the Celtic Brythonic survival Gwen (meaning "white").

Er, no... compare German Schwan, Dutch zwaan and Old Norse svanr. No need for any Caltic survival whatsoever.


 * It could be either, and dose it matter any how.

--Freetown 00:35, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Swans, can they break your arm?
Can anyone confirm this? Perhaps with a link to proper literature regarding it? —Preceding unsigned comment added by 90.184.176.234 (talk) 15:04, 23 September 2007 (UTC)


 * No, they can't. Jimfbleak 15:34, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Dining on swan
".. roast swan is a traditional item at celebratory dinners in certain Oxbridge colleges.. "
 * Erm... this is Peterhouse in Porterhouse Blue surely and not a reality - I don't think that you can actually dine on Swan m so unless someone provides firm evidence I think this should be removed. IVoteTurkey 15:44, 13 Dec 2004 (UTC)
 * Of course it is possible to eat swan. Medieval cookbooks fairly stink of roast swan:
 * For to dihyte a swan. Tak & vndo hym & wasch hym, & do on a spite & enarme hym fayre & roste hym wel; & dysmembre hym on þe beste manere.
 * In the UK, swan went out of favor when they were protected from extinction by royal edict. Tafinucane 21:22, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
 * It is illegal to poach swans in the United Kingdom. They are considered the property of the Crown. I don't see how any Oxbridge college could eat swans, unless they imported them or something. Roberdin 18:19, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Alright, so poaching is out of the question, but what about other methods of cooking? Can they be smoked, or parted out and grilled?  —Preceding unsigned comment added by 198.36.32.13 (talk) 09:12, August 28, 2007 (UTC)
 * Un-constructive Joke. Reccomend removal. Sainsbm (talk) 09:29, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

On the myth that all swans in the United Kingdom belong to the queen, see my comment below in the section "Queen's 'ownership'". In Cambridge eating swans is traditionally the prerogative of fellows of St John's College. I have no idea what the situation in Oxford may be. JamesBWatson (talk) 20:50, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Another Wikipedia Travesty
It is a bias Wiki-Travasty!--Nikbar Sini 04:18, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Irma Grese was a simple farm girl who became a postal clerk at Belsen. Does anyone believe a girl this beautiful would bed with some lice ridden camp criminals? Short biography —Preceding unsigned comment added by 65.12.194.210 (talk)


 * Nice to see the latest generations of Nazi's are still at it. Oh well, they are sooooo amusing though, poor things! --RobNS 23:37, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

It's not a 'Wiki-travesty'!--86.25.51.230 02:19, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Irma Grese Was A Mail Clerk
She was 19 yrs old when she was captured. Anyone that has studied the Nuremberg trials see them as a complete farce. Her jobs were mail clerk, tending the commandant's garden, kitchen supervision, and taking roll call. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 65.12.194.210 (talk) 01:16, 26 April 2007 (UTC).

Shaved heads.
- - - disputed-- .Strento 01:51, 23 March 2007 (UTC) -

-- ?86.29.240.253 18:26, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

hoax--

Tommie A. Quwinton 20:29, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

I was told at school by a very reliable histoery teacher that Ilsa Koch and Irma Grese were boath forcibaly head-shaved before there exicution and that thier hair was sold to the local wig industry. I know it's a bit weird, so whaire do I go to veryfy this claime?!--86.29.242.170 17:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC) - - It might be a fake? Was he just cracking a sick joke, mate?!--Jean kv 18:10, 22 March 2007 (UTC) - -

It's obviosly just a quip by your old teacher--86.29.242.170 18:26, 22 March 2007 (UTC) - -

I've herd of it, at school, in Gwent, to.--86.29.250.83 01:33, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

I've never hered of it, ever!--Lucia dd 01:36, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

It is probaly a hoax or a joke by your teachers.--Strento 01:51, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

I have never beleaved in the 1970's school-room calim, either.--Bobie Alice Flinker 02:08, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

I'm shure it's a fake accusation, every one!--Nikki Fagin 02:26, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

It's true, so don't beleave the C.I.A. coverup, cleevaks!--Z-viagra 02:43, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

It's a fake and you know it, you holocaust-denying D'vor, De Nestor and Neo-De Storian! - --Nikki Fagin 02:52, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

Oh, Cheeno! let's just calm down and chill out now!--86.29.250.83 02:55, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

I bealeve this page reqirere some of this- -only calm talk is O.K.!--86.29.240.253 17:44, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

Yawn, Yawn to the Swointous!.--Lucia dd 19:46, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

Oh, buegar! I thought I had calmed you down!--86.29.240.253 20:02, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

I know this is a hoax and the bloke who sdtarted it is a bit of a Gofe!--Tommie A. Quwinton 20:29, 23 March 2007 (UTC) - -

What T.O.A.F. put up this sick catagory, then?!--86.29.253.109 01:12, 24 March 2007 (UTC) - -

Yep, it's a dopy paragrah. It's totaly- off topic!--Jean kv 01:24, 24 March 2007 (UTC) - -

It's a hoax, I can't find any Google his for it! It's probaly a a Denestor.--86.29.253.109 01:30, 24 March 2007 (UTC) - -

Yes,sir!--86.29.250.156 20:09, 24 March 2007 (UTC) - -

I concure!--86.25.51.230 02:19, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

I know it's true!--86.25.48.87 03:13, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Yep!--Fiona Foam 03:16, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

The file:VS-1.6 anti-tank mine.jpg image
Help?--86.29.247.166 01:40, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Kyle' blog!
After 3 months you’ll get bullied off or accused of being a troll if your in any way critical of America or it's policies, can't spell or of British or Aussie I.P.! Typical Yankee odd-ball fascism! Mr Putin is right to go to back to the cold war! Iraq war is full of Nazi trolls and it's cool to torment Ann Franks's editors. You yanks, ruined the BBC History hub to. Vetigu v Buckskins AKA Mat, what a hum-dinger! The don't illustrate and spit on British rail pedia is mocked for being a CIA stooge-fest in the UK press! I denounce it and leave this KKK lye house for ever!!!--Freetown 00:41, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

The failed Nazi moonshot of 1944.
Recently de-classified Russian document have reviled that Nazi Germany got a lot closer to a Moonshot than was previously thought. The rocket scientist Wernher von Braun had brought together a extremely specialised  team of personnel and what meagre rocket resources  Germany had on the northern Island of Rutgen off the coast of the former East Germany and construction work began in May  1943. Unfortunately, the SS used Jewish and Polish slave labour to build the highly secretive test pad. The mission was meant to a propaganda coup, but could also be called a de facto suicide job for the poor ‘Fuehrer-nought’ (or space-man) on board. Training was conducted in an experimental helicopter unit and a under water tank to mimic flying the L.E.M. (called Eva after Hitler’s mistress) and working in outer space respectively. Work was completed in May 1944 and a test firing was planed for October of that month. After a few minor delays caused by a largely unsuccessful RAF bombing raid on the complex.

The 3 Waffen-SS and 1 Allgemeine-SS ‘Fuehrer-noughts’  were-

Waffen-SS commander Oberstgruppenfuehrer Klause E.Kline, Waffen-SS helicopter pilot Gruppenfuehrer Wernher Bachman, Waffen-SS technician Oberschafuehrer Herman von Hanover and leading SS-Allgemeine racial theorist Brigadefuerer Kurt von Rhinehousen.

The extremely experimental rocket blew up on it’s test firing in early November, 1944 due to a fractured fuel line. The 4 space men and 60 ground crew died instantly, 50 more suffered horrific burns. Wernher von Braun only just survived his own server blast injuries as well. Hitler is reported to have go in to a rage and tried to shoot Wernher in a fit of peek shortly after. The 6 month long SS investigation was never fully completed due to the collapse of Nazi Germany and was taken to Stalinist Russia, along with the surviving space rocket for use as part of their planned Soviet Moonshot program in late 1947. It was also reported that a Waffen-SS guard called “Waffen-SS Mann Hans” drowned a Jewish slave labour called “Jacob A.” in a tub of highly caustic hydrogen peroxide fuel after Jacob A. had reputedly refused to buff Hans‘s boots with his hair. [].우주사고.

There're great!--Its snowing in East Asia (talk) 03:14, 12 July 2010 (UTC)