User talk:Itsmychicken

Alexander Eugene Phillis Consuelos Banana Hammock Azzo is a bus driver from Del Rio, Mexico. He lives in a box at the intersection of Abulon and Atun Street in downtown Del Rio. Alexander Eugene Phillis Consuelos Banana Hammock Azzo has been a bus driver for 78 years and currently is married to Ursula Maria Ophilia Sistene Azzo and has two mistresses (Catalina Peneolopy Brown and Yvonne Leanne Yule). Alexander Eugene Phillis Consuelos Banana Hammock Azzo has 12 children(most of which are from Ursula Maria Ophilia Sistene Azzo but 2 are from Yvonne Leanne Yule) and they all are named either Jorge or Pricilla. Alexander Eugene Phillis Consuelos Banana Hammock Azzo enjoys feeding the iguanas that visit his box during the day and taking his bus to the shop to get its brakes checked.