User talk:JAKOB ELITE BAND

My name is Jakeob

I like to play guitar for fun and its cool and gets me girls

I have 12 girlfriends.

I hang out in my shitt pad which I build from Lego.

This one time I was jamming out on my custom gutair and the string snapped, I cried for days but then asked my great pal Slash for a new one, he said yh. The end

I like to do my BTEC work, its fun, I want to be a BTEC teacher if I cannot be a world famous pro elite gutairist.

I hope to be a pro gutairist when I grow up and tour all over Epsom with my band which is cool

I think I am cool

I know I am cool actually

I hate Corsas they are bad cars

My car has no engine, cos I am hipster

I am uber jelous of these cool kids called: Jamie, Matt and Edy, I aspire to be like them when I grow up, it will be a hard challenge and probably impossible, but I will try my very hardest :(