User talk:Ja2006

Guten Tag! This is me, ja! I hope you enjoy! I will soon be uploading sections from me bestselling autobiography, 'Ja, Ja!' I bet you can't wait for them, ja! And incase you are wondering why I am using German words and writing in a slightly French-German accent, it is because I teach German at a school, ja! I hope that this explains things for you. I must go now as I am late for a quick word with one of my collegues. Bye bye!

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