User talk:Jadeisthebest

Me and Him
This is a page on Jade Emblow, the greatest person i have ever known. It was in the summer of '24 when i first met Jade, he was stunningly handsome and had a massive joint in one of his hands. After inviting me into his house, we got high as fuck. We were lighting that shit up all night, prank calling fellow companions and having intercourse with some young broads. Ah, the times we had, throwing apples at pedestrians whilst in a moter-vehicle and whatnot. Then after about 10 years and 10,000 tonnes of weed, i got arrested for possession, but Jade broke me out and we went on the lam for many years. We finally got caught, getting of scott-free because jade managed to have intercoarse with the hot judge. He surely is the best person i've met. Jade Emblow is a cool-cat who chases whipper-snappers away from your lawn. I am chuck Norris, and this is the story of my best freind (besides Jesus).

A kitten for you!
Thanks Bro, Means alot

JadeEmblow (talk) 09:32, 13 November 2011 (UTC) 