User talk:Jaek

Jake Carrington's view on God/Christ and general shit
So what I've realised is; Life is a bunch of fucking shit stuck together to cause a chain of events. Every event has an outcome to which option you choose. Ie Yes/No?. Basically in terms that everyone can understand are... no one really cares about anything but themself and when shit really flys in their general direction its like the whole fucking city needs to communicate to help someone get through their own problems. If you have a problem, i will kindly help but seriously fuck off if you know 3 things.. I dont care, i will never care.. if you jump off a bridge.. i hope you hit every brance/rock or salt flake on the bottom because otherwise i will kindly throw you off again. Myspace is fucking dumb retarded and pointless. the only reason im here was to see someone i wanted to see for so long, but i cant get because its just not the same after years of judgmental practices which turn someones life upside down just so you can bathe in the shit you went through to see the targets eyes light up like a christmas tree. Whoopdifucking doo..

I don’t believe in god/Christ. Personally, I think he showed the world what pot was. Jesus got whacked; he sat down and talked shit in front of a couple of friends, who were also whacked. His friends believed him. Jesus’ friends then told their friends to smoke his magical herb. Now someone found their secret, nuns are trying to stop pot from being legal. Government will find out the meaning of life due to pot. Christ will die, they nailed him to a cross so he couldn’t' reach the bong. Now his friends find Jesus’ stash and say they see him alive again, where it’s just a hallucination. Further more, priests can’t have sex because if they do, they will realise that their sperm count is way too low, hence why they never need sex. And god is sitting up their on his cloud, 'high' as one can be, laughing at us minions creating technology, when it’s just killing us.

The meaning of life is just to be a memory of your own legacy. To be someone that no one has ever been before. Heaven and Hell determine how good your memories have been. If you have a good memory you earn points into heaven. If you have a bad memory, they stack up behind you and cause hate and god says this pothead is a bit to angry; he is a bad memory in my book of bullshit and sends them to hell. This thing about Mary is utter bullshit. Everyone knows Jesus is a goat.