User talk:Jaimelourdes

Len - Its gon' RAIN !
Leonard [pronounced Le-o-nhard] the self-proclaimed FARC soldier was born in the Galapagos island of Pinzon to a beautiful Ecuadorian woman and a one-legged Nicaraguence father. Born on March 20th, 1982 he showed promising skill as an insurgent right outside the womb.At the age of four, he swam to the neighboring country of Ecuador in search of a better life. Alone and with no resources he sold wooden parakeets and bird houses on the side of the road to passing tourists. He later wandered into La Selva rainforest to begin a modest guerilla movement after seeing that the wood-making was costing him more than the revenue he made. He learned to spear fish, make fire, and and survive in the wild. By the age of 11, Leonard already had several guerilla's that composed a small militia. Finding their way to Manabi, they came across a beautiful, long-haired native by the name of Jennifer. Leonard immediately demanded that she prove she was Ecuadorian because, according to him, she did not have the distinct "Ecuadorian nose" so familiar with the other natives. In response, the young woman showed him her callaused hands to prove she was true because only true Ecuadorian woman had callused hands from the constant baking with wood stoves and weight lifting the women did as part of a daily religious ritual. The militia, later named O.A.R. (which stands for Of A Revolution) combined forces with the FARC to overthrow the government and the headlady of the militia became Jennifer, Leonard's late wife. Not long after the rise of O.A.R., in a kidnap attempt Jennifer was taken by the president's officials and held for three days for a ransom of $120,000,000. Leonard acquired Jennifer's ransom money just hours before the deadline was up but Jennifer was killed anyway because she posed too great a threat to be released again. Leonard's deputy, Heraldo, discovered Jennifer's remains along the bank of the Chimborazo River. Leonard was called over and he wearily picked up all the portions of his lovers body, piece by piece, utterly distraught. The last record of his whereabouts disclosed that he would "seek revenge on those who killed my[his] love and the rivers will run red with government blood". Today, little is known about where O.A.R. carries out their operations although evidence suggests that the militia has moved from Ecuador to Colombia where the FARC movement has had a large following in recent years. Attacks along the wealthy regions of Columbia have the marking of O.A.R., but the ringleaders themselves have not been seen in years.