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The Shaved Bear


The Shaved Bear is a dark drama about the lives of three women who enter a forest and happenen to come across a corpse. The most dramatic scene is Alexis' monologue about the hardships of becoming a woman and that deep inside of us is a pretty princess. The show lasts six minutes. It was nominated for ten awards including The MTV Play Awards for Most Unique Show. (Remember when MTV used to put on music? Me neither!). Joe Lokowski said in an interview "I laughed, I cried, I almost re married my seventeenth ex wife because I now know how hard it is to be a woman." "It was riveting! I fell down a flight of stairs, got stabbed,but managed to keep my kidneys! I am proud that I managed to live to see this great show!" A popstar said "I want to be Linda's boyfriend." (Shut up!!) Samuel L. Jackson said "I'm sick of these mothafuggin shows on this mothafuggin stage". " like duck" said the crazy guy outside. (We dont even know if he saw this, but he gave us a hug so we let him speak). We interviewed the writers and they said "We worked very hard on this play. It is our baby. The age of sanity and normality is gone! We unveil the new age the Bear age!"

Cast Linda Alexis Gina Duck

Location The Globe at McCarthy