User talk:Jamesayres123

September 2008
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Neil, Robin and James' day out.
Mount ventoux was the site where Neil Mckean almost killed an innocent young boy, James Ayres. We were driving calmly up the mountain when all of a sudden the car spun violently moving us closer and closer to the edge! Luckily the car stopped with inches left before we were sent to our deaths. Neil and i were shocked. Neil shouted "i think the toe link is broken" i said nothing. We got out of the car and evaluated the situation. The toe link had indeed broken and Neil left a huge skid mark.

Robin engineered an amazing peice of technology "THE GAFFA ROPE" we used this to hold the toe link in place for our final attempt at reaching the summit. By this point it was -40 degrees c. We had no chance of survival if the backup toe links werent brought to us soon. After a couple of drinks and a short while. They arrived. Robin too command. Brute force was the only option. Neil stepped forwards, and after and almighty tap. The bolt was loosened. Theu managed to complete both toe links. During this time many other lotus owners came and went.

Our knuckles were bleeding after all the hard work. Sadly the new toe links have to endure "The Neil treatment" this means the will only last for 5000 miles. So spare a thought for them, Neil who almost fell of the mountain , james who had no choice but to join him and Robin who did all the work to get us back on the road!