User talk:Jasandchels

So, we're Jasmine and Chelsea. We assume the worst and plan for the best. We have all the time in the world and nothing to do. We could be making out right now. But we aren't. We are making a page on wikipedia. About how we aren't locking lips with some hot boy at this very moment. Or any moment, actually. We have reached the point of desperation. The point where you look at the internet and say, "Man, I have the whole world at my fingertips. I don't know what to do with it." We have both checked our facebook pages ATLEAST 3 times in the past 20 mintues. Easy. Gmail, Amazon, Shoes, youtube, stalking people we may or may not know. And or like. Really, we have exhausted all of our resources. This house has no cable. No movies. Just a computer, two phones, some apple cider, and Ramen noodles. Two girls on a basement with nothing to do. Don't you understand boys?! Don't you understand the opportunities that have been presented to you? The doors that have been opened?! It's a Saturday night at 11:30. We would like nothing better than to eat your face right now. But where are you, you morons? At the movies. At the hookah lounge. Not calling. Not texting. Hangin' with the boys and getting lightheaded. Wait, no. One just called back. To say he's not coming. TOOK you long enough, huh? Thanks babe. There's 45 minutes left. 45 precious minutes, hon. Hustle some butt and get over here. Movies or hot girls? MOVIES or HOT GIRLS?? Make your choice, dear.