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VAGINA INFLAMADO GRANDE ''
(Large Swollen Vagina) =='' '''

A vaginal disease thought to be the result from any one of the following origins - Vagina Abuse, Vegetable Insertion, Reused Condoms, Peanut Butter Lubrications or Animal Saliva. Study has found that women who were exposed to one or more of the aforementioned items also were exposed to extreme vagina compression caused by sitting on hard surfaces for long periods of time.

A study released by The Vagina Doctors Institute in El Labia, Italy found that females who have abnormally large vula experienced more vaginal compression than those who were normal or below normal. Dr. De'Clito, Doctor of Medicine, has performed Labioplasty on over 800 females and has documented the results for the university. In his documentation, 20 females who experienced abnormally large vulva was giving the task of sitting upright on hard flat surfaces for 10 hours a day for 30 days. The women were allowed to drink only water and were allowed to eat almost anything except for green M&M's. To past the time, the subjects were giving computers so they could read, play games, surf the internet, Chat, blog or spod on talkers such as Resort. The results of the 30 day experiment were astonishing, 19 out of 20 subjects who too part in the study had a 5% to 8% increase in the size of their vagina. The one female who experience no increase was the only one to not like or use vegetables.

The early symptoms include extreme moisture and swollen tissue in and around the vagina area. Some women experience a 1 to 3 degrees raise in body temperature after the first 72 hours of exposure.

(To be updated as information becomes available for this new disease)

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