User talk:Jay20087654344556

Bunny Rapists
People, it's come to my attention bunnies have been reported missing, and when they were found, their lives were gone as well as their virginity. The one responsible for these disgusting acts has been brilliant, efficient and downright scary. In fact, I've decided to name this case: The Hannibal Lecter Case. The crime scenes have each had the same calling cards:

- A box of Trojan Condoms

- A box of Shaving Cream

- A People's Magazine

What the-- who gave me this list? Jimmy! Where are you?! What kind of vicious bunny rapist carries a People's Magazine, what he's just gonna violate the bunny kill 'em then just settle down to check this year's latest fashion? What is wrong with you?! Anyhoo, the one responsible for this is likely a millionaire, the killer's been identified as a she and she's been selling the tapes online... the trail has led to the Playboy mansion, SWAT is currently attacking the mansion, and everyone will be apprehended. The Playboy bunny sign is a calling card for the bunny rapist!!