User talk:Jebgavin

Please do not submit random useless crap to Wikipedia. No matter how funny you think it is, no one will ever see it except the administrator who deletes it, so you've wasted your own time as well.

If you still need to be funny, you might want to check out Uncyclopedia instead. Thank you. DS 04:57, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

No worries, it was not my intention to rile the administration, I was merely proving a point to a friend and had intended to delete the entry this evening. Sorry for wasting your time. JG

Deletion
Unfortunately, ordinary users cannot delete entries from Wikipedia - only administrators can; otherwise it would be complete chaos.

The most you, as a non-administrator, can do is blank the article - but it's still there, taking up room in the database and confusing people who reach it via the "random page" button.

Please bear that in mind. DS 18:33, 15 March 2006 (UTC)