User talk:Jer11cho

'KEEP Longball has a strong following, expanding faster than the Chinese economy. With followers and members spread all over the globe, some as far as France, to deny this sport its place in Wikipedia history would be monstrous. Legends of the sport all agree that Longball is a young sport with long way to go, but we must nurture it. WOuld you destroy a young tree just because it has a long way to go? If you would, then you are sick, depraved and quite possibly angry at the fact that you have no friends. The Great Sport of Longball is nearing its one year anniversary, and with new high-tech facilities, it has the potential to make the Olympic Games of 2012 in London. The Australian, French, New Zealand, Indian and American national teams have all agreed to play, and a formal letter has been sent to the IOC pleading our case. It will probably replace golf. As the greats of the sport will invariably tell you, Longball is like sex: everyone loves it and the only people who diss it are the ones who aren't getting any!! Longball will be around long after you nay-sayers are dead and buried, whether you like it or not. A little known fact is that the ancient Mayans of South America predicted that "champions among men shall meet in solemn combat, lined up on a single field, and after the traditional chant to summon the Longball Gods ("LOOOONGBAAALLLL!!!!!!") the match ball would be procured." Cave drawings from Australia, China, Russia, Fiji, Nigeria and the Ivory Coast depicting the great game of Longball have been found regularly, and also your mum likes it so GOOO LONGBALL!!!!!!