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Oak Ridge Cocktail

An Oak Ridge is an elegant, yet refreshing cocktail that was created in the Summer of 2017 by a group of young men in Minneapolis, Minnesota. An Oak Ridge consists of 4 main ingredients: Vodka, Sprite, Cranberry Juice, & Sour Patch Kids, (Limes optional). It is understood that sour patch kids can be difficult to add when ordering the cocktail at your local watering hole, so it is acceptable that they be left out and we promise the drink is still as exceptional as you may hope. The mixture for an Oak Ridge is fairly simple. Regardless of the size of the glass, the following mixture will give you the best Oak Ridge possible: 1/2 Vodka, 1/4 Sprite, 1/4 Cranberry juice, 2 Sour Patch kids dropped in, all served over ice. An Oak Ridge is the perfect balance between sweet and sour in a glass while containing an incredible amount of alcohol that is barely noticed by the consumer. Drink 3 of these babies and I can assure you that you will not be able to feel your face. Oak Ridge's are the taking the Midwest by storm. A local Minneapolis newspaper said last week, "This isn't the drink that people deserve, it's the drink the people need." A Chicago newspaper wrote, "Now that I've tasted the greatest of an Oak Ridge, I can lay down and die. There is nothing more to life." Ordering an Oak Ridge gives you the appearance of sophistication while fully knowing that you are going to blackout that night like a 19 year old frat boy. This is a drink that is enjoyed by both sexes alike. Try one today, or don't.