User talk:Jerseytech

Trying to add a page for JIT
Jersey Institute of technology that is. Jerseyinstituteof.technology is it's domain name as well as YouTube/jerseyinstituteoftechnology. The owner is Piotr Rzymski founded officially on September 5 2015, but life's work since the beginning am I right?

The channel features a 22 year old Netherlands born white male to polish immigrants of the United States who are obsessed with the Christian religion of Jehovah's witnesses. The male feels misunderstood by his family mainly because of the language barrier, so when it came time for Piotr, or LEJIT, as he refers to himself as, to try weed that was laced with PCP he ended up in the hospital for a month followed by consecutive hospital stays, which may have been omitted if he wasn't misunderstood because of the language barrier between him and his parents who have an important role in deciding the fate of their child.

Technically, LEJIT is diagnosed with Schizophrenia, but he claims to only have it during his trips on marijuana. Otherwise, he functions "normally" even though he hates that word, because who gets to decide what that is?

Anyway, LEJIT's main source of income is with his partnership with Google on YouTube, but he also mines bitcoin on his 2 Terahash per second server node, which he had to install a separate circuit to be able to run, otherwise the powerhungry machines would blow the fuses causing his family to yell at him disgracefully for making the stupid decision of buying his loud machines. He had to install separate sound deafening panels which only helped about 10% but he keeps up because they look cool and gives his YouTube channel an interesting theme.

With no credit to his parents or family members, LEJIT has so far surpassed his initial investment on the bitcoin miners, which in total cost about $2000 by buying 2 laptops. One, a touchscreen Lenovo he bought for $300 and sold to his brother for $150 and mechanical car labor.

The other laptop was bought for .85 bitcoin, $350 at the time, and sent to Fouseytube during his escapade helping Bill the Homeless man on his video blog channel. Fouseytube continues to send LEJIT subliminal messages, as well as appreciation for helping him get into his first full length Hollywood feature film.

LEJIT has also helped Roman Atwood make up his mind on where to send his 350Z to his giveaway by purchasing a $600 J2 Engineering catback exhaust and sending it to his PO BOX in Ohio. Roman Atwood continues to send LEJIT subliminal messages as to why he thinks LEJIT is hella funny, for example by buying a wizard of oz themed pinball machine from Jersey as well as having a rainbow on the machine.

LEJIT, on greenday, set out to make a bitcoin endorsement video at McDonald's, which was his second attempt to create a theme for bitcoin to keep asking merchants to accept bitcoin so as to raise the price of bitcoin, which would make him rich, as well as make the world a more efficient and connected place. On that night, 10-10-2015, LEJIT, green shirt and all was confronted by two armed robbers who demanded his information, like license, registration, and insurance while he was innocently making an outro to his video about bitcoin. LEJIT refused their requests to give them his private property, at which point they started to claim they were policemen. LEJIT did not for one second believe that they were policemen due to their unprofessional appearance and behavior. Anyone associated with them, such as a Sergeant, which LEJIT only requested under threat of life, would as well get the same treatment they did, which is doubt that they were officials.

Fortunately, LEJIT caught all of their unlawful behavior on his HTC ONE M8, which was stolen from him after the bandits smashed his passenger side window after the sergeant put his hand in the way of a window that was already in the process of closing. LEJIT was closing the window after the sergeant requested his hand to come in to his car at which point LEJIT politely declined his invitation, saying "I do not consent to you coming into my property." Which the sergeant refused to listen an attempted to unlock the door from the inside with his bare hands.

Before that the sergeant requested that LEJIT step out of his property, at which point LEJIT calmly and politely said, "no thanks, I feel safer where I am."

Agitated and full or rage, the cops circled LEJIT's property threatening life and theft. LEJIT did not give in because he knows that as a free being living on God's green earth he does not need to adhere to any man made law if he does not so wish, if it is not in his best interest, and of it is not in direct benefit to him.

The cops were clearly the aggressors, while LEJIT defended his property and his life as is defined by international law for countries and sovereign individuals who respect their own person and land.

As of yet, the recording has not been retrieved, but the prearraignment conference is scheduled for 1-27-2016, at which LEJIT plans to discuss the horrors he faced as a suffering schizophrenic who interprets reality different than most, had no intentions to harm anyone, and was simply doing his duty as an American Citizen and Earthling, and Human being by suppressing the power given to those who walk around with a shiny metal badge and a loaded artillery weapon at their side.

There is no way LEJIT will accept a plea bargain agreement, because LEJIT is not at fault. LEJIT will demand he be compensated $1B for armed robbery, assault, kidnapping, distressing the mentally disabled, unprofessional acts of terror, unlawful arrest, and destruction of private property without a court issued warrant.

With that $1B LEJIT plans to upgrade his setup, and build an institution from the ground up which will house him, and select students that work with him in making his dream of making life more like a video game a reality.

Videogame reality is a psychiatric agenda to target depressed people and give them a philosophy to get them through life's difficult challenges and to view problems as a blessing that can be tackled in a multitude of ways.

LEJIT's 1st major coming out of highschool, ironically enough, is psychosocial rehabilitation, which he quickly dropped after realizing that psychiatrists rely heavily on the placebo effect to attain results. This lazy approach was not in the taste of LEJIT, which hences the videogame life philosophy.

LEJIT has discussed a nobel prize winning discovery by using this simple logic: if computers, built by humans, possess the capability to communicate wirelessly with other computers via WiFi, what is to say human brains do not also posses the capability of advanced brain version of WiFi?

Also, LEJIT has discussed his views of changing the 7 day week calendar system from 7 to 11 days simply because there are 7 colors in the rainbow, 0 is black, 1 is white, because computer science, pink because the minutephysics video, and brown because university.

LEJIT is also an influential music producer, and rap artist that makes his own sound called Neurilema, which is the most advanced sound ever heard mainly because it can only be created in the mind. He is currently working with a team of experts to make brain scanning, and dream reading technology come into fruition. Jerseytech (talk) 08:38, 21 January 2016 (UTC)