User talk:Jessica Honeywill

JESSICA HONEYWILL

the extensive work of jessica honeywill has been muchly appreciated all over the world. she has travelled to all sides of the globe to do plastic surgury for the poorer nations of the world. the poor people that jessica has done surgury have greatly appreciated her. expesially the men. this is because ms honeywilll specialises in giving women boob jobs. and to her suprise, she gave them to a couple of men in some of the poorer countries. we have no idea what they are deprived of.

whilst studing in medical school to become a plastic surgen, jessica had a model that she was allowed to practise on. his name was michael jackson. have you ever wondered why michael jackson looks the way he does? ms honeywill never was very good at the face. which is why she now specialises in boobs.

after getting her degree in plastic surgery, jessica honeywill enrolled in the army. she was a doctor during one of the recent wars. sadly, jessica was dishounourabley discharged when instead of pulling out a bullet in one of the soldiers chests, she accidently forgot where she was and put boobs on him instead. this mans name was sparky. although sparky did not complain, he now had his own boobs to squeese, her comanding officer (who happens to be a women, with very small boobs.) was not very impressed with this display. also, the other men in sparkys division were not upset either, (they were missing their wives and girlfriends very much)accedently turned him GAY! and a gay man in the army was just unacepable. so sparky was also dishounourabley discharged.

so far in her life, jessica has screwed up michael jacksons face, put boobs on poor men living in third world countries and gotten herself and a fellow soldier dishounourabley discharged from the army, just for having bigger boobs than the comanding officer.

if this is what jessica has done by the age of 14, imagine what she can do by the time she is 50, or even older. if ms honeywill gets her way in the world, and becomes prime minister as she aspires to do, she will make it law, that every man woman and child will have the biggest boobs possibe. this has been jessicas dream ever since she was a little girl. jessica has a an obbsesion with boobs since she was breast feed as a baby.