User talk:JesusAteMyNinja

My name is Aodhan Gallagher. I am the almighty GOD!!! I am 6547387654839534682734698 years young and am 0.003 milimetres high. I am a sexy potato. I created earth and i am the emperor of the galaxy!!!!! My phone number is 911 and i have a pet cheese racoon called Sean McLaughlin. He is still not toilet trained and is not allowed in the house for what he did on the carpet last week.