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Pennsylvania State University
Pennsylvania State University, or Penn States, is located near Penis Cave, Pennsylvania. It is an overly expensive college that was being run by people who protected sex offenders or Jerry Sandusky. While it has made great contributions to society, including THON and research to cancer, those in charge have decided to close the college because they feel it is not a suitable place for their students. This closure is immediate and they will begin to burn down the school and start over. They recommend that all students return home and spend time with their families and boyfriends or girlfriends, or both. Part of the rebuilding process will be moving the college closer to New Jersey and leaving the BIG 10 conference. They feel that they need to start their football program over again because of the poor success and ability they have had over the years. They will continue to raise money for cancer because that is a noble cause and hope programs like this will be more of a staple of the university. Overall, this university should not be attended or even visited. Students should start over at schools near their home and count their blessings that they need not step foot at this school again!