User talk:Jewell D D/lib/userboxes/CarWishesPublicTransport

A wittier way to word this?
If anyone has a suggestion on how to better word this to be wittier/funnier - I'm all ears! My goal is to communicate that:
 * This user drives a car (but doesn't really want to)
 * This user thinks public transport (when it's clean, convenient, affordable, reliable, etc.) is excellent
 * And this user would readily give up the car and switch to clean, convenient, affordable, reliable, available, public transport if that were an option (but, as a result of a lack of availability or otherwise, cannot)

Jewell D D (talk) 18:07, 27 October 2019 (UTC)