User talk:Jimbeaterman

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As they say in the movies, "oh be-have". Seriously, though, we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so don't make joke edits. Some readers looking for a serious article might not find them amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do a bit seriously here. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write whatever you want (as long as it's not offensive). --wwwwolf (barks/growls) 17:56, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

Please do not violate Wikipedia policy by introducing inappropriate pages to Wikipedia. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. -FisherQueen (Talk) 11:27, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Vandalism
Your sole contributions to Wikipedia since July 2006 have been to repeatedly re-create Matthew Helpern. You have not made a single productive contribution to Wikipedia in all that time. You are clearly here with a single purpose, and it is not the writing of an encyclopaedia. I have therefore revoked your editing privileges. Uncle G 12:32, 11 May 2007 (UTC)