User talk:Jimmybones347

Colm ‘the schedule’ friel

A strange and interesting creature. Lives off fags and tins of Carlsberg and the occasional battered cod.

Dwells in dimly lit rooms with heavy metal music blaring, blasting tins.

Rarely uses the indoor toilet and can be seen late at night hurling ceramic objects hither and thither.

Once provoked will not back down and is liable to cause grave injury to everyone involved in any altercation. Must be treated as dangerous and should not be approached.

Sticks to a rigid and punctual schedule, any deviance from the schedule can severely disorientate ‘the schedule’ so it is not advised to disrupt him.