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Jack Dorsey
Look, you clearly don't care about the conspiracy between Jack Dorsey and the New World Order to take our dogs away from us by using Twitter to trick the Satanists into convincing the Illuminati to serve a grilled cheese sandwich to Michelle Obama. I won't bother correcting the Jack Dorsey 'article' anymore because you are obviously working for the Dorsey-Bush-Clinton-Chuck-E-Cheese CIA. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 2A02:C7F:2C47:1500:1D53:DA61:8177:B83D (talk) 22:08, 29 March 2018 (UTC)
 * It is quite obvious that you know more about this conspiracy theory than I do. Thank you for choosing not to include it in the Dorsey article again, you've saved me the trouble from having to revert it. Anyways, is there any way for you to get the Illuminati to serve me that grilled cheese sandwich instead? I wouldn't mind one right about now! And by the way, I've been on Wikipedia for a little while now and "Dorsey-Bush-Clinton-Chuck-E-Cheese CIA" has to be one of the funniest things I've seen so far. And no, I'm not working for those "people", I'm just a kid from Canada with a bit of time on my hands. Cheers mate, happy Easter! (Hope weather's nice in London! And on second thought don't send the Illuminati here, that's probably not the brightest idea.) Jith12 (talk) 22:23, 29 March 2018 (UTC)