User talk:Jlacount

Cruelty to animals
Please provide sources for your change to that statistic. Woogee (talk) 04:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

March 2010
Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute to Wikipedia, at least one of your recent edits did not appear to be constructive and has been reverted. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and read the welcome page to learn more about contributing constructively to this encyclopedia. Thank you. Woogee (talk) 04:59, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Please stop. If you continue to violate Wikipedia's no original research policy by adding your personal analysis or synthesis into articles, as you did to Prostitution, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Drmies (talk) 05:02, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This is the only warning you are receiving regarding your disruptive comments. The next time you make a personal attack, you may be blocked from editing without further notice. Comment on content, not on other contributors or people.  Chzz  ►  05:16, 31 March 2010 (UTC)


 * There are plenty of people willing to help you, to advise, and to help improve Wikipedia articles. However, we will not tolerate abuse. I had to remove your previous comment. If you genuinely want help, it is here. You can either;


 * Leave a message on my own talk page;
 * Use a - please create a new section at the end of your own talk page, put , and ask your question - remember to 'sign' your name by putting ~ at the end;
 * Talk to us live, with this or this.


 * The last of those is particularly useful - please try it; pop in now and say hello.  Chzz  ►  05:19, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This thing is only getting longer because I don't know how to add a new subsection. Sorry. This is far more complicated than it should be. Go ahead and revert every edit I made today. I made several, enough to get ten edits under my belt so that I could edit Prostitution, as it was semi-protected. Most of the edits I made are total bs. You should probably go ahead and block me from editing, as I can't resist the temptation to bury funny comments deep in an article that maybe one person is going to read.

I was about to fly off the handle and curse at you too, Chzz, after sending me that "only warning" jazz. Another canned response. But then you surprised me, and actually sent me a handwritten note of help and encouragement. For that I thank you. But you were probably wasting your time. I'm drunk right now and trolling. I love you though. Jlacount (talk) 05:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
 * You made ten vandalistic edits so you could vandalize a semi-protected article? Woogee (talk) 05:51, 31 March 2010 (UTC)


 * The vandal stuff was all reverted within minutes of you adding it; bit pointless, really.


 * To make a new section just put e.g.  == New section ==


 * I honestly hope you'll discover, it's more fun to help out than it is to vandalize stuff. I live in hope. We don't block people to punish them, only to prevent damage to articles. Right now, you're on that edge; if you started just playing around constructively, you'd find Wikipedia is a great place. If you do that, then very soon, you'll be warning other vandals! And so it goes. Best,  Chzz  ►  06:40, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

Welcome and introduction
Hi, Jlacount. This is NOT some automated message...it's from a real person. You can talk to me right now. Welcome to Wikipedia! I noticed you've just joined, and wanted to give you a few tips to get you started. If you have any questions, please talk to us. The tips below should help you to get started. Best of luck!  Chzz  ►  06:41, 31 March 2010 (UTC)