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Josiah John Farney - a.k.a. Barney

Josiah J. Farney was born on April 8, 2002 in Wichita, KS. Little did he know what his life had in store for him. Josiah is the only boy among three sisters. One of which, was asked out by Josiah's best friend Josh after Josiah specifically told him that doing this was a bad idea. Talk about betrayal. Luckily, Josiah has been a good pal to Josh despite the weirdness that this move created. Josiah can usually be seen leaning up against a wall and swinging his leg, to get his knee back in place. Josiah grew up playing tennis, basketball, and football. Even though he was absolutely horrible at all of them, he chose to have a good attitude...or maybe it was a bad attitude. Despite the confusion, Josiah liked to play sports no matter how many times he had a scrumptious fail. ADVERTISEMENT WARNING: go follow @scrumptiousfailz on instagram to see the latest and greatest jokes. Ok, back to you, Josiah. Josiah also likes to pretend that he is good at Rocket League. You would think that after spending all of his time playing it and even being on the WSU rocket league team, he would be better than he is at it, but sadly he is not. As the CEO and founder of scrumptiousfailz, I had the blessed opportunity to interview one of the most "insert quality here" men of all time: the one and only Josiah John Farney. Let's get to know Josiah, shall we? Js

How old are you Barney? -- "Don't call me that" What is your biggest life goal? -- To become the best supersonic legend that Rocket League has ever seen What is your favorite food? -- You know what I really crave, Krave Do you work out? -- No, relationships with women normally don't work out for me

All in all, if you ever need to get in contact with Josiah, don't bother, he's probably too busy playing Rocket League. If you do decide to call, prepare yourself to be greeted by the prepubescent voice of 6th grader Jo because he has yet to update his voicemail greeting.--Jmanwell (talk) 02:47, 31 March 2021 (UTC)