User talk:Joelmaurice15

== United Countryballs ==

United Countryballs is a rather large internet group on Facebook. Spoken by many in the dark corners of the internet such as the Deep Web as a terrible place visited by only the most cruel and twisted of gangsters, rapists, nazis and terrorists..... it is widely regarded as a place that you cannot escape from without a terminal illness. Even hardened criminals such as the famous number one rapist of Romania known as "Robert Ionescu" (A man known for raping 200,000 Bosniak women in the Bosnian conflict before raping 6 million Romanian women, causing Romanian poverty due to overpopulation) have gone into the place before coming out again with traumas and sudden flashbacks of how horrific the caverns truly were. The European Union Court of Law made an official media campaign begging teens and youths to never join United Countryballs because of the nightmares and terror they would be subject to, but many never listened and paid with their lives. A mother of two in Birmingham lost both her children and was famously quoted as saying; "I wish those edgy fucking retards had never joined that cesspit of a place, I only hope more children won't be subject to such utter cancer". The group is filled with a multitude of different races, the most common or rather, infamous being Turan obsessed Turks, violent Serbian nationalists and Polish neo-nazis. Other obscure groups such as narcissistic Israelis and passionate, Loyalist Brits along with Georgian separatists and Anime adoring weaboos have also appeared within it. The Human Rights Act has made a dozen bills against United Countryballs and with the Geneva Convention backing it up due to the high amount of atrocities committed every day. These include the notorious Turkish warlord, Atakan Temizkan who was found to have raped several young boys, the aforementioned Robert Ionescu, the mass amount of suicides caused everyday due to cyberbullying (Suicide has been on the increase from 7% to 50% in Europe each day since United Countryballs and it is only getting higher) and the spreading of terminal illnesses, the most common being cancer. The main atrocity committed is the shear, pit-bull fighting attitude of war between Serbians and Albanians, Turks and Kurds, Israelis and Palestinians, Brits and Fenians, Russians and Ukrainians and Italians and Slovenians. Many lives have been lost in brutal ways through these conflicts. Many famous and brutal wars have been fought in UC, examples of these include the Invasion of Turan, the Conquest of Skeletor, the Animefag Revolution and the Siege of Atlantis. An estimate of 6 million Turkish lives were lost in the Invasion of Turan with around 100,000 defenders slain. A famous battle cry during the Invasion of Turan, yelled by the Turks was "TURKEY IS WHITE!!", which is a statement that was recently proven wrong through common sense, racial science and using your eyes. The Conquest of Skeletor was a conflict that ended with the deaths of 1,000,000 Skeletons and 10,000 Memelords. Officer Pavle of the Skeletor Brigade was quoted as saying "Fucking plebs, hail Skeletor". The Animefag Revolution ended in the complete and utter genocide of 100 million animefags and the deaths of 600,000 Meme Police officers. Many animefags's reasons to go to such extremes were stated by King Blake; "What's wrong with anime? I see nothing wrong with it, we should be allowed to do as we like, isn't UC a democratic society? Fuck the Meme Police!" while the Meme Police followed Rafael's doctrine of; "Order must be upheld. Anime is pedophilia and is not right in a place like UC. We must crush this revolt at all costs" Lastly, the Siege of Atlantis ended with Atlantis being burnt to the ground and six billion Albanians being put to the sword or enslaved. There were no Serbitches killed in the Siege of Atlantis besides the 100,000,000,00 that nobody cares about because they're Serbian. At the end of that conflict, Rubin was quoted as saying "Well shit, lmao". Quite recently, a conflict has arisen which could escalate into full blown war, with the authoritarian leader of United Countryballs known as "Ratchicus Weavum" being criticized by a new revolutionary order known as the "Hannafags", a group that worships a female member of UC called "Hanna", precisely because good-looking females are so rare in the hellish land of United Countryballs. The revolution was crushed rather quickly and Hanna was put down, but Hanna came back somehow and the revolution looks like it might become greater and in larger numbers too. One can only imagine and dread how many will fall in this conflict. Many are on the side of Ratchicus and many on the side of Hanna. A Ratchicus supporter called Ivan Gulev was quoted as saying "These fucking virgins need to go outside once in a while and realize that slurping over some autistic girl on the internet is noway to go about life" while a Hanna supporter called Daniel Bujor was quoted as saying "She's just a girl, why do they have such a problem with her? Are they gay? Maybe jealous? If they were such alpha males then they wouldn't have a problem with some girl on UC". In conclusion, United Countryballs is symbolically, the epitome of hell on Earth. It is a violent, unintelligent, savage, narcissistic filled pit of scum that forces its members into either committing suicide or learning to embrace the evil that surrounds it. NATO and the UN have still not managed to find any members of United Countryballs nor any locations where they have meetings, but the hopes of the majority of people is that it will be found soon and it will be destroyed for the future of millions of young children that will be born into this world.