User talk:Johneebee

John Daniel Buchanan was born in Santa Clara California on August 3rd, 1993, around the time of 6:30. He lived there untill he was 7. and several days before his 8th birthday. He moved to Corvallis Oregon. There he encountered many obsticales such as Whirlpool's of justice and Alaskan vacations. for more information on his awsome ninja powers and alaskan vacations see "peter the penguin and the case of the missing fishy." The magnificent book he wrote in 8th grade mrs. Cadotte's class. Since then he has defeated the tae kwon do master and gained the black belt. He is, indead, a 008. He is still working on destroying Tom Anderson, the leader and creator of myspace for his poor job of website creating and leading so many people to attacking the Artic Penguins which we have all come to know and love. Once he bought out apple inc. he dicided to run the company and live in Silicon Valley California with his band "The Flaming Melon Heads of justice that Eat pinneaple Off a Silver Platter of america, 2007-2014 by Apple Records. When he turned 20. He decided he was in his 1/5 life crisis. So.... he bought Kauai. But buying this he also bought everything on it. So he invented a special Plane that went Hawaii to California in under 5 minutes. Then he died. luckily, he invented a way to freeze people when they died. once they found his secret invention, he awoke with new strengths and powers.