User talk:Jojoscircus

Jojo Joseph, aka, Mama's baby, was born on a bootyful August day, the 13, 2005. He was born to mother Ali and a deadbeat dad whom was black. Not to say his fur was all black, but he had his bad days. At least I think his daddy was black... Heck I can't even remember what I just put in my mouth. Oh well. Moving on... Jojo is a special kid. He enjoys many activities such as biting and humping my leg while I'm asleep. "Oooh baby." I need help... And Anci can't afford me any therapy. Fuck my redneck ways. ANYWAY. This rant is about Jojo.

Personal Life He had none! He was last spotted with Jack Daniels, making out at Le Deux. Sexy.

Childhood I don't know. He never shared his feelings with me.

The Press Jojo has been convicted of murdering Heidi Montag last Saturday evening, after a night out with the boys. You know, the usuals. Nick Carter, Brody Jenner and Katarina. (Wait, she says she's not a boy. My bad. Oops.) No, wait, she was just a standby witness who stated the following, "Right on, Nigga J!" while eating her crackers. Man, I wanted another one. GO NIGGA J! GO! HUMP!

God Bless America. ;D (Not.)