User talk:Jonathan Ross

Welcome!
WELCOME!! Hello, ! I want to personally welcome you on behalf of the Wikipedia community. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If you haven't already, you can put yourself new user log and list of users so you can be properly introduced to everyone. Don't forget to be bold, and don't be afraid of hungry Wikipedians...there's a rule about not biting newcomers. Some other good links are the tutorial, how to edit a page, or if you're really stuck, see the help pages. It would be really helpful if you would sign your name on talk pages, so people can get back to you quickly. It's easy to do this by clicking the button (next to the one with the "W" crossed out) one from the end on the left. If that's confusing, or if you have any questions, feel free to drop me a ♪ at my talk page (by clicking the plus sign (+) next to the tab at the top that says "edit this page")...and again, welcome!-- Violin Girl ♪ ,

Hoaxing
This is your last warning. The next time you vandalize a page, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia.

Complete hoax articles, which all of the ones you have just posted are, are not tolerated. All have been tagged for deletion, and if you continue, you are liable to be blocked from editing. --Kiand 18:52, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
 * One hoax too many. You ignored the warnings. So blocked for 72 hours. Hedley 03:39, 20 December 2005 (UTC)