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Stephanie J. Gonzalez

Birth:
Stephanie Gonzalez was born Sunday May 13th, 2001 in the great city of Fort Wayne, Indiana. It was a beautiful Mothers' Day, weighing in at 6lbs 7oz. Born to the beautiful Carmen and buff Miguel Gonzalez and the youngest of four children, Stephanie is the cream of the crop.

Current Life:
Stephanie is a legend guitarist who also doubles in piano, comparable to Beethoven. She began her musical days at ten years old, thriving to present day. By day she's a musician, friend, daughter, sister, and lover. By night, Stephanie remains a Fortnite legend, averaging three kills per game, and a goddess with the common pistol. She often plays squads with Epic Games users Fjones23 and Epiclydumb, also known as the all-time dub-squad.

"Stephanie Gonzalez is a b*dass!" - Simon Derloshon "Stephanie Gonzalez is a great human being and I want to be like her!" - Jania Guy "A true legend, absolutely mesmerizing!" - The New York Times

Stephanie attends the esteemed Bishop Luers Catholic High School and is the right hand man thee Jim Huth, the man himself. Stephanie is a compassionate, loving, devoted Christian who strictly listens to the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC in her free time. She prides herself a Justin Timberlake and Drake Bell fanatic. She proudly holds shrines in her home for both, lit by her favorite watermelon scented Yankee Candles. Stephanie, comparable to Kevin Hart, is a gifted comedian. She prides herself in her top jokes, including some of the following:

''Why aren't koalas considered bears? Because they don't have koalafications. Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran away.''

Stephanie aspires to be Barack Obama's personal masseuse when she grows up. She loves his image and message, and hopes Malia will want to be her friend. Regarding hair styles, she looks up to Kodak Black and Post Malone for inspiration. She hopes to be comparable to Lil' Pump in the future: as the man himself once said, "I'm a millionaire, but I don't know how to read." Stephanie's favorite TV shows include Yo Gabba Gabba, Caillou, and The Wiggles. Her favorite actors include Owen Wilson, Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson, and Raini Rodriguez. Stephanie loves all of her fans and is currently preparing to go on tour to share her love and talents with the world. For tickets, please contact her agent, Faith Jones, at (260)580-2008.

"E*t ass" - Stephanie herself.