User talk:Jordanbrown23

Jordan Brown is very tall and very cool. He's a tank, literally

He enjoys long walks and soap opera's, as well as writing erotic novels about a completely fictional character, Rob Hardwick.

He has recently dispelled the rumor that he turned Elton John, saying "He was a homosexual before we crossed paths."

He has also denied being the father of Brooklyn Beckham, although he didn't deny that he has had intimate relations with Mrs Beckham....or Mr Beckham.

After inventing the submarine, Jordan retired in 1967 and now resides in Bamford, the party capital of the world.