User talk:Jords3009

Jordan Spear was a welsh international rugby player, playing for Pontypool RFC somewhere in the 1900's. Still today he has the world record for most tries in one game and most drop goals in one game, a record of 67 tries and 34 drop goals. This is all the more impressive as this feat was achieved in one half of rugby. This merely adds to his astounding reputation even today where he is a leading politician in Dijbouti. Currently residing in the capital of Burkina Faso, Ougadogou. Commuting to Dijbouti every day via chimpanzee's. He has recently taken up football and is now one of the astounding prospects in world football. Starting out at Mekalalelelouwaka's feeder club Tshabakalemanasetomounifasafutu, he has been scouted by the top clubs in Europe including Manchester united, Inter Milan, Real Madrid and Accrington Stanley. Although being the modest man he is has signed for a lesser known club for a fee of £12.50, a chicken breast and a pack of monster munch, the club paying this monstrous fee being Su Matra Superstars of Afghanistan. Retiring last year at an unknown age, believed to be somewhere between 50 and 347. Recently shape shifitng into wood lice he appeared in a blockbuster film from Kazakhstan. He was recently sighted in a mental hospital in Newport after Heinz introduced chilli into their tomato ketchup.