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Shaun Summers (Wrestler)
Shaun Summers was born in Perth Western Australia in 1993 and has since lived in cities such as Perth, Austin City and for a brief period of time various cities in the country of Jamaica. In Jamaica Shaun spent many hours of his days working on a global marketing scheme which would eventually allow his home to be able to pick up Australian Pay Per View television. Shaun did this so he would be able to watch The World Wrestling Federation (WWF, as it was called at the time) and the world poker tour which was evidently on the same channel (fox 8).

Early Life
As a child Shaun Summers was exposed to computer games such as Crash Bandicoot and Halo. Shaun was also exposed and addicted to online computers games including Kings of Chaos and Rune Scape, there may have been many, many more but were never made public. As a child Summers was very aggressive and had a tendency of grabbing people by the neck in attempt to inflict pain. Shaun did not realize that at his tender age of 12 he was unable to inflict any pain what so ever but by the age of 14 his chocking grip was considered lethal. By 13, Shaun would never miss one Raw or Smackdown and would often watch ECW. His passion for wrestling grew and he trained at his school GYM from 4:00 AM in the morning until he was forced to leave and be at form room at 8:30 AM. His muscles we expanding and he found it increasingly difficult to handle small items and children as he would often crush them in the palm of his hands. At 14 years of age Shaun was given the title of 'Shane O Mac' after one of his heroes of modern day wrestling, Shane Micmac and he was also entitled the theme song 'Woman' by Wolfmother by the BWWE (The Board Of World Wrestling Entertainment). He was on the Road To Stardom.

Tragedy Around The Corner
On November 19th 2007 Shaun had a pancreas attack which forced him to remove his pancreas at Glengary Hospital in Perth, Western Australia. Scientists all over the world were scratching their heads in confusion as it was not humanely possible to live without a pancreas, a vital organ in the digestive system but Professor Palmer from UWA (University of Western Australia) came to a realistic conclusion. The muscles that Shaun had developed throughout his child was replacing his pancreas's place in is digestive system. His biceps and triceps were producing the digestive enzymes that he needed to live just as his pancreas had.

The Road To Recovery
Shaun on his 15th birthday picked up his first 10kg weight in 3 and a half months and the legend is he did 942 reps on his left arm (this was increasing difficult for Shaun partly because most of the enzymes were produced in his left bicep, and he was right handed). Shaun chocked his friend Jacob Copley for the first time in 16 weeks after the operation. Jacob was in intensive care for 2 months. 38 weeks after the operation Shaun played his first game of monopoly since the operation and built 3 hotels on the reds. From that moment on every new that 'Shane O Mac' was back.

2008
Shaun Summers formerly known as 'Shane O Mac' currently known as 'Sheep Shaven Haven Laven' is now retired at the age of 15 and lives in a quite Suburban Street. He often still has a game of monopoly or two and still frequently chokes people as it is in his nature. Shaun Summers is a legend of WWE and his moves and theme song will live on for a lifetime.