User talk:Jread32

Green Santa...

Never existed

Green Santa
According to great myth, the legendary Coca Cola(trademark) has tried to take claim, along with Danny Freestone, of the rights of the newfound "red" Santa Clause(also known as the guy next door, your dad, my dad, your friends dad, Greggory, the creepy guy at the supermarket). In 1812 Santa was actually a light opium green and wore a fur coat......all of this is however COMPLETELY DEFINATELY UTTERLY NOT REAL!!