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Growing Up
Craig "Money" Monahan grew up in the suburbs of New York City with his parents and older brother. At an early age his parents noticed his startling athletic ability, particularly in baseball. They quickly enrolled him in little league where he developed even further. Craig continued to improve until his standout year, commonly known as "Nah like, freshmen year." Slowly after "Nah like, freshmen year" Craig began to fall behind other players due to a lack of growth during puberty. Craig picked up music after his decline from "Nah like, freshmen year" and began to become very popular among women. Craig formed the popular emo band "Quarter to Never" in which he was the lead singer. The band included Zoo Zoobile and "some other gays."

College Years
Craig attended Wheeling Jesuit where he majored in History. While attending Wheeling he was given the nickname "C Money" which later just became ''"Money".  Craig "Money"'' Monahan became very popular once again with the women while at Wheeling. "Money" began to fall in love with several girls and fuck all the whores! "Money" is known for being the author of "The List", a list of girls that he is currently emotional involved with whether they (the girls on the list) are aware of it or not. The list is to inform his friends that they can not ”touch” any of the girls on "The List". "The List" came into existence because of a close fellow emo friend, Travis "bones" Christman. "Bones" was known for secretly trying to steal "Money's" girls and several other friend's girls.

“Money” is currently a tour manager for Warped Tour where he continually fucks all the whores and adds girls to ''“The List”.  Currently long time love Aimee remains at the top of “The List.”''

QUOTES
Famous Quotes by Craig "Money" Monahan:

''"These your flies?"

“She’s on the list”

"Beat off!"

"Nah, I get cut in like two weeks"

"He’s got a couch!"

"This your boner?"

"You going to Aimee's?"

“Is that youuu?”

“Trash”

“Nah like, freshmen year”

“Alright gay”

“You rubbing oil all over your chest like Randy?”

“Typical”

“Alright Bones”

“Don’t touch her”

“Alright Noto”

“LLLLAX!”

“Nah, Im like a neat freak”''