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Miami nightlife Miami’s nightlife scene is hot. A Spanish flair for all-night fun, warm weather, big beaches, skimpy clothing, perfect mojitos – yep, this isn’t the place for those with Catholic guilt complexes.

On the other hand, it can also feel like it isn’t a place for normal human beings. Yes, yes, those are real people going into the club, even though they look like they've been freshly pampered for a magazine shoot. But don’t be intimidated. You don’t need to be uberwealthy or ultra-attractive to get past the red rope here, just confident. Besides, who cares about the rope? Miami’s got kick-ass rock bars, hipstersgone-wild lounges and the best Latin music scene in America. If you want to bump and grind and look for celebrities who aren’t there, you can have it, but Miami will love you just as much if you want to rock out with a Budweiser on a sweaty South Florida evening. If you’re going to go out in Miami, ask yourself what you want: Do I want to dance? Hear good tunes? See celebrities? If you answered yes to the first two questions, the Downtown/Wynwood scene might be to your liking (which isn’t to say the beautiful people don’t go out there. The scene is just less…well, scene-y). Otherwise, you may want to head to South Beach. Also, ask yourself another question: What do I bring? If it’s good looks, money or promoter connections, the world is your oyster. If you’ve got none of the above, you can still party, but be prepared for some ego-crushing. Clubs

Here’s how it breaks down: the South Beach club scene plays on the appeal of celebrity. More famous customers equal more regular customers. Eventually, a strange equilibrium establishes itself where there are enough regular customers to make people assume famous people are there, even if they’re not. But those regular customers can’t appear too regular. So a little social engineering is committed by club-owners and those titans of the cultural scene (ie bouncers) in the form of the red rope. So, how do you get by it?