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Neard(neck beard)

The hair which grows primarily on the bottom of the chin and down to just below the adams apple. A neard can either look like an abundant amount of fur under ones neck or can be a neatly, classy groomed facial mane. While mostly found on men who have gone through the sacred time of puberty are lucky to have a neard, it is not uncommon to find a woman in your lifetime with one.

History-Many scientists have worked long and hard on the history of the neard, calling this neardology. Many people have determined that those who have a neard, are in fact cool and in style.

There are many good things that can come from growing a neard. First of all you don’t have to shave as often, and we all know that can become a huge pain. Second, in the winter months it can serve as a scarf to warm ones neck. Thirdly, it just looks cool and will definitely get people to look at you and how cool you are. And finally, it is being looked into that having a neard will be a magnet for women who will flock towards you.

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