User talk:Kaploopy123/sandbox

One day in the Mesopotamian era, there lived a man named Bob shmitzlefinger. and he was not like the others. so much so that eventually he made his emperor SNAP! then he was chased out of town. Bob was searching for a place to live and then he saw the Chipman Mine. Bob then realized what he could do. so he snuck back to his town and grabbed a few people. he asked if they wanted to live in a better empire. and they actually said yes so they went down into the mine and that is how it started.

Geography: the geography was not to good at first. it was mainly because it was so cramped. so eventually bob REALLY expanded the mine so there was more room. then after that he got tons of material and built buildings. and after a year or two his town started to populate more and more people. more houses were built, hospitals, and restaurants. to keep people happy. because they were underground and off the grid it came with a whole new set of challenges like food, bob manged to steal some things before leaving so everything was plant based. in order to get sunlight they made a few mouse sized holes on the top to get sunlight also water was difficult to get. it stated by getting his most trusted guards to get water but eventually he made a hole from the empire all the way to a river. and he made a filter and a tap. however bob had one major rule for the citizens, NEVER leave the town

Religion: one day a leak was starting to happen. and that started to set people off. they were saying that it was the gods that were trying to send a message. So Bob named the god largade which means large leak in shmitzle. however Bob realized his mistake and people could read shmitzle and they would have figured out that bob was a phony. so he banned the name from ever being said. after that people worshiped largade in secret

Achievements: Shmitzleteltocolory has made MANY achievements like their own language, Shmitzle, they had the most secret yet largest town in all of history. AND nobody has made any big complaints or revolts against him (foreshadowing)

Politics: Shmitzleteltocolory is an empire. so Bob Shmitzlefinger was the emperor through out the entirety of the empire

Economics: while not trading with anybody, the empire had probably the worst economy in history. they just barely made food off of plants and they had their own money system called lenots which means money in Shmitzle. it is made not of paper, but of stone.

Social Structure: the empire was small so everyone knew each other. also the population kept getting bigger and bigger so more people knew each other but that just led to the great revolt

The Great Revolt: so the town was overpopulating and the power was starting to get to bob's head so he sent random people outside saying they could take a look to take a look only to then slaughter them. while at the same time people were bored with the money they wanted something new so the sent out a spy to see what is happening to those people. so the spy saw that they were getting slaughtered and told everyone. everyone was outraged and left the town all at once leaving only bob in there. they lit a fire and set the mine's supports of fire, trapping Bob inside with a fire.

the people who rebelled were never seen since that day and now bob's skeleton might even be found still stuck in the mine