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== How to Talk New Age == by www.karmasoul.com

K is for KARMA is what happens when you do something. If you do something nice, you get nice back. If you do something wicked, you're up a creek.

Of course you may not get it until another lifetime, at which time you'll probably have forgotten how it started and ask "Why me?"

Karma is a Cosmic Law. That means you can ignore it all you want but there's no way you can get away from it.

But keep on trying if you like.

It passes the time.

K is for KUNDALINI KUNDALINI is a serpent of energy curled up at the base of the spine which rises when one meditates on it. When one gets really good at it, the Kundalini comes all the way up the spine, frazzles the brain, and leaps out the top. This is considered very d esirable by people who practice Kundalini.

Lots of people practicing Kundalini have been so successful that they are now living in nice, quiet places where they can be with others like themselves

L is for LOVE LOVE is what the New Age is all about. True New Age People love everyone. You can tell this because they smile very sweetly, speak in soft, gentle voices, radiate total acceptance, and forgive you immediately for all your faults.

If you enjoy this sort of Pure Saintly Behavior you are a New Age Person and deserve to be around it. However, if Pure Saintly Behavior drives you up a wall, and your idea of Love is a little more lively than that, we suggest you look elsewhere for compa nionship.

After all, there are still a few good years of pre-New Age left to enjoy.

M is for MEDITATION Some people say that Meditation, like Valium, works best taken twice a day in small doses. Others say that you should do it more often than that. They think you can cope much better with the world if you spend all of your time sitting on a cushion stari ng at a blank wall.

Some people call this Escapism. New Age People call it Finding One's True Self

By KarmaSoul.com Ideas, Influences & Trends Of The New Age